Humor and Inspiration

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Oxy-Morons!

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does "slow down" an

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Great truths that little children have learned!

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

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Political Humor

The Liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

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The 57-cent Church (an amazing true story)!

Some years ago, a little girl stood near a small church from which she had been turned away because it was too crowded.

”I can't go to Sunday School,” she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.

Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason, and taking her by the hand, led her inside and found a place for her in the Sunday School c

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The Phone Call

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask about its purpose. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for five minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next,

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Thanksgiving Humor!

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that turkey?”

The boy replied, “What turkey?”

The game warden said, “Is that a turkey you're carrying under your arm?”

The boy looked down an

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Three politicians at God’s Table!

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven.

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies, "Well, I believe that I won that election but that it was your Will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addres