Humor and Inspiration

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Paul Harvey Wisdom

Paul Harvey Writes:

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse. For my grandchildren, I'd like better.

I'd really like for them to know about hand-me-down clothes and homemade ice cream and leftover meat loaf sandwiches. I really would.

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Global temperatures driven by U.S. postal charges!

July 30, 2009 - The rise in global temperatures since 1880 closely correlates with increases in postal charges, sparking alarm that CO2 has been usurped as the main driver of climate change.

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A simple question!

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” she asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely norma

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Idiot Sightings!

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a large enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute and then said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a ½ horsepower.

He shook his head and said, “Lady, you need a ¼ horsepower.”

I respo

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You think the English language is easy?

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We m

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A Visitor From the Past

I had a dream the other night, I didn’t understand
A figure walking through the mist with flintlock in his hand
His clothes were torn and dirty as he stood there by my bed
He took off his three-cornered hat, and speaking low, he said:

“We fought a revolution to secure our liberty
We wrote the Constitution as a shield from tyranny
For future

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The summer job!

A beautiful blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

“Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint m

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"A really efficient totalitarian state would be one in which the all-powerful executive of political bosses and their army of managers control a population of slaves who do not have to be coerced, because they love their servitude. To make them love it is the task assigned, in present-day totalitarian states, to ministries of propaganda, newspaper editors and...teachers."

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