Humor and Inspiration

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The Business Deal!

A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for each bra.

The Chinese guy buys 25 bras.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tell

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Inspirational: The Green Thing!

In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in my day."

The clerk responded, "That's our problem today: your generation did not care enough to save o

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Inspirational: Carrots, Eggs and Coffee

You will never again look at a cup of coffee in the same way.

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen.. She filled th

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How to clean a toilet

Put both lid and seat of the toilet up.
Add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Pick up your cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the seat and the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the

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Modern romance novel!

He held me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room. I had never been there but I knew this was his room. I knew what he was going to do to me, and I knew I was going to let him. The door closed quietly and we were alone.

He approached silently from behind and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. “Just relax.”

Without warning, he rea

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The world's largest army... America's hunters!

I had never thought about this....

A blogger added up the number of deer license sales in just a handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion:

There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state of Wisconsin.

Allow me to restate that number. Over the last several months, Wisconsin 's hunters became the eighth largest army in the world.

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Two Whales

TWO whales, a male and a female, are swimming side by side in the ocean.

Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as the whaling ship that killed his father.

Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that killed my father! Let's swim closer!"

When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we