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Congress reassures nation government shutdown will not affect paychecks for Congress!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - October 23, 2025 - Amid an ongoing government shutdown, members of the Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) Congress reassured the Amerikan public on Thursday that the paychecks of the FPSA Congress would not be affected.

"A government shutdown can be a stressful time for everyone," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (N.Y). "But rest assured, we're still col

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Roman authorities investigating Jesus for violating stay-in-tomb order!

JERUSALEM - Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb" order. After crucifying him and laying him in the tomb, Roman guards put Him under strict orders to stay there and not come back, rising victorious over sin and death.

But Jesus, answering to a higher authority, refused to stay dead and busted o

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Elon Musk disguises IRS building as Tesla dealership so Democrats will burn it down!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 24, 2025 - Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue Service headquarters as a Tesla dealership so Democrats would burn it down.

The billionaire inventor and entrepreneur hatched the genius plan to cover the main IRS building with Tesla emblems and signage, which goaded angry Democrats to

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A lesson on money!

"Crowfoot stood and watched as the white man spread many one dollar bills on the ground.

“This is what the white man trades with; this is his buffalo robe. Just as you trade skins, we trade with these pieces of paper.”

When the white chief had laid all his money on the ground and shown how much he would give if the Indians would sign a treaty, Crowfoot took a handful o

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Humor: A successful life!

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, “only a little while. The American then asked why didn’t he st

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Poll: majority of Americans approve of sending Congress to Syria!

WASHINGTON - September 5, 2013 - As President Barack Obama continues to push for a plan of limited military intervention in Syria, a new poll of Americans has found that though the nation remains wary over the prospect of becoming involved in another Middle Eastern war, the vast majority of U.S. citizens strongly approve of sending Congress to Syria.

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Kalifornia versus Texas

Kalifornia

The Governor of Kalifornia is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is nat