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Kamala

a parody by Brent Johnson (to the tune of Kama Chameleon)

There’s a terror that’s stalking the land                                              VERSE 1
As it seeks to destroy all it can
With ev’ry breath, it soughs destruction                                           
With ev’ry move that it makes
It wants to engineer our deconstruction
All that we have, it wants to take

Kama-Kamala is offering a brand-new day                                       CHORUS
Where you will pay… yes, you will pay!
Kamala will see Communism rule the day
That is her way, it is her way

She will poison the Earth where you stand                                        VERSE 2
By inviting invaders to our land
In ev’ry way, with ev’ry breath
On ev’ry day, that’s how it seems
Imagine visions of brutal death
That’s what she dreams, it’s what she dreams

Kama-Kamala is offering a brand-new day                                       CHORUS
Where you will pay… boy, you will pay!
Kamala will see Communism rule the day
That is her way, it is her way

Never knowing who she really is                                                       BRIDGE
Always hiding from your eyes
Telling you just what you want to hear
Till the day you realize

That she’ll open the door to your end                                                VERSE 3
That she really just isn’t your friend
So kick her out, no more intrusion
Evict her from your happy place
Stop listening to her delusions
Stop bringing her into your space

Kama-Kamala we don’t want your brand-new day                           CHORUS
In any way, we will not pay!
Kamala won’t see Communism rule the day
We say no way, we say no way!

CHORUS & REPEAT

Global Terror

(to the tune of Sweet Darlin’)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Nuclear war with Iran
Killing in Afghanistan
Mothers are crying for children are dying each day
If only we’d come to our senses and find another way

Presidents acting like kings
Promising so many things
Due to their greed we’re denied what we need, this must cease
If only we could get along we would all live in peace

For we’re facing a

CHORUS
Global terror (Now tell me)
What can I do to prevent it (Oh tell me)
What can I say to make sure that my children are free (If only I knew)
If only I knew of a way to make the world see (Make you all see)

Killing is often our creed
Making the enemy bleed
How did we ever become such a violent race
If only we’d learn how to reach for a whole different place

For we’re facing a                                                                              

CHORUS
Global terror (Please tell me)
What can I do to prevent it (What can I do)
What can I say to make sure that my children are free (ooh…ooh)
If only I knew of a way to make the world see (Make the world see)

Yes we’re facing a                                                                              

CHORUS
Global terror (What can we do)
What can we do to prevent it (What can we say)
Let’s pray for a future when all of our children are free (ooh…ooh…hoo…hoo)
Together we can find a way to make the world see (Let’s make the whole world see)

Oh we’re facing a                                                                                

CHORUS
Global terror (It’s a global terror)
What can we do to prevent it (What can we do)
Let’s pray for a future when all of our children are free (ooh…ooh…hoo…hoo)
Together we must find a way to make the world see (Let’s make the whole world see)

FADE OUT

Fooling Yourself
a parody by Brent Johnson

You see the world through a rose-colored lens
You think everything’s as it should be

And your world is a trouble-free place
Where the people stand tall
And there’s justice for all
But you're fooling yourself if you believe it
You're kidding yourself if you believe it.
Why do you act like an ignorant young man
When you could open your eyes wide and see?
That there exists such a sinister plan
To deprive you of rights
Throughout all of your life
And you're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself if you don't believe it
Wake up, (wake up!) It’s time for your stand
You must understand then you’ll know it
Come on (come on!) rise up from your sleep
You’re the one who can keep it from blowin’
Ohhh....."

And you're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself if you don't believe it
Wake up, (wake up!) It’s time for your stand
You must understand then you’ll know it
Come on (come on!) rise up from your sleep
You’re the one who can keep it from blowin’
Ohhh....."

The World Is Crazy
(to the tune of “You May Be Right”)

COVID-19, Black Lives Matter
Social justice all the chatter
Running ‘round like chickens without heads
No idea which way to go
What the truth is we don’t know
And our future looks like something that we dread

When I think about how much we’ve lost
Our freedoms gone, we’ve paid the cost
Our Founding Fathers turning in their graves
It’s amazing when you see
How it’s all turned out to be
The insanity is hitting us in waves

The world is nuts
We’ve all gone crazy
Our society and values have turned upside-down
Our future life
Is very hazy
Will we be free
Or bend the knee
The world is crazy

The Constitution sits in tatters
Feeling good is all that matters
Living with integrity is past
All the people of today
Have forgot and lost their way
To a system that is never gonna last

Now we need to take the reins again
Restore our land to what it’s been
A place where human rights and liberty
Always hold the winning hand
Where at last we understand
That our happiness requires that we live free

The world is nuts
We’ve all gone crazy
Our society and values have turned upside-down
It’s time to fight
So don’t be lazy
Will we be free
Or bend the knee
The world is crazy

(BRIDGE MUSIC)

The world is nuts
We’ve all gone crazy
Our society and values have turned upside-down
Our future life
Is very hazy
Will we be free
Or bend the knee
The world is crazy

Will we be free or will we bend the knee
Will we be free or will we bend the knee
Will we be free or will we bend the knee
Will we be free or will we bend the knee

(FADE OUT)

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In the uSA

(to the tune of “Blue Bayou”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Living in a once free land
Where injustice has been planned
Everything you do is scanned by the NSA

Go to sleep next to your spouse
All is quiet as a mouse
Till a SWAT team raids your house in the uSA

CHORUS
Take me back to the day 
When there still was freedom in the uSA
Where the old time tree of liberty
Still showed the way
When the White House crew and the people knew
That God gave us our land
And we knew the truth and taught our youth to understand

Got a flight from LAX
Questioned ‘bout your baggage checks
This is what we have come to expect from the TSA

ATF and IRS
Taking all our happiness
Everyone lives in distress in the uSA

CHORUS
Take me back to the day
When there still was freedom in the uSA
Where the old time tree of liberty
Still showed the way
When the White House crew and the people knew
That God gave us our land
And we knew the truth and taught our youth to understand

Tired from shopping you want to rest
Sitting on a bench is best
Then the cops come to arrest you, what a day!

Wake up to another day
Go to school and dare to pray
Till they come to take you away in the uSA

CHORUS
Take me back to the day 
When there still was freedom in the uSA
Where the old time tree of liberty
Still showed the way
When the White House crew and the people knew
That God gave us our land
And we knew the truth and taught our youth to understand

Oh my tortured soul will not be whole
Unless we restore our way
To the Land of the Free
And the Home of the Brave
In the uSA
Everybody pray
For our freedom today
In the uSA

The Revolution

(to the tune of “The Gambler”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Once upon a time
Across the sprawling ocean
An evil king conspired to
Destroy the liberty
Of a faraway people
With a faith in God Almighty
A commitment to a life in which
They could all be free

So then people of all colors
Both the wealthy and the starving
Came together with a common goal
Of justice everywhere
They learned to work together
To be free from their oppressors
And they taught to their posterity
Not to live their lives in fear

‘Twas a long long time ago
In a musty place called Concord
At a dusty square in Lexington
With freedom in their hearts
Where two groups of stalwart men
Shed the shackles of complaisance
And erupted into something
That would set them all apart

CHORUS
We’ve got to start a Revolution
Be part of the solution
Stand up and resist those who
Attack our liberty
We need to show respect
For the men who died for freedom
If we don’t fight for America
She’ll be lost to history

Now the future is upon us
And it don’t look all that different
From the evil king our Founders fought
So we could all live free
We’re assaulted every day
By those sworn to protect us
While the liars up in Washington
Try to take our liberty

It’s a long time overdue
For the people to take action
Shed the shackles of complaisance and
Rise up and make your stand
If enough of you
Heed the sacred call of freedom
We can resurrect our liberty
Till it spreads throughout the land

CHORUS
We’ve got to start a Revolution
Be part of the solution
Stand up and resist those who
Attack our liberty
We need to show respect
For the men who died for freedom
If we don’t fight for America
She’ll be lost to history

CHORUS
We’ve got to start a Revolution
Be part of the solution
Stand up and resist those who
Attack our liberty
We need to show respect
For the men who died for freedom
If we don’t fight for America
She’ll be lost to history

CHORUS
We’ve got to start a Revolution
Be part of the solution
Stand up and resist those who
Attack our liberty
We need to show respect
For the men who died for freedom
If we don’t fight for America
She’ll be lost to history

No More!
(to the tune of “Young Girl”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

No more!   
Get out of my mind
Your behavioral conditioning
Is way out of line
Wanna live free
And keep my privacy

Comes to us a child of God is she (or he)
Someone who is just like you and me
We are entitled to
Not be programmed what to do
And spend our lives in liberty

Woh woh woh No more!   
Get out of my mind
Your behavioral conditioning
Is way out of line
Wanna live free
And keep my privacy

But evil forces are at hand
The people need to make a stand
Or media control
Is gonna suck away your soul
Until you finally take their brand

Woh woh woh No more!  
Get out of my mind
Your behavioral conditioning
Is way out of line
Gotta live free
And keep my privacy

So hurry up and come together
And make a force to last forever
Rise up and fight!
To restore the land of your birthright
Then pass the reins on to your heirs

Woh woh woh No more!
Get out of my mind
Your behavioral conditioning
Is way out of line
Gonna live free
And keep my privacy

No more!
Get out of my mind
Your behavioral conditioning
Is way out of line
Gonna live free
And keep my privacy