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Musical Parody: "Obama"
Obama
(to the tune of “Hosanna”)
Lyrics by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Vocals and arrangements by Dave VonKleist
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Time now for Barack Obama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
He cares for us like he is our mama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Time now for Barack Obama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
He cares for us like he is our mama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Obama!
He’ll take good care of me
Ha! Ha!
So healthy we will be
Ho! Ho!
And keep the people free
Oh yea!
Obama was meant to be
You bet!
He’ll fill our hearts with glee
Thumbs up!
He’ll help us all, you’ll see
Time now for Barack Obama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Cares for us like he is our mama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Time now for Barack Obama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
Cares for us like he is our mama
He’s our man. Oh yes!
(President elect Obama’s birthplace over
in Kenya, is that going to be a national
spot to go visit, where he was born?)
(It’s already an assumption)
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
Obama! Rebuild our country
He is not who we thought he would be
Hear us cry. Oh no!
With Obama we will not be free
Hear us cry. Oh no!
He is not who we thought he would be
Hear us cry. Oh no!
With Obama we will not be free
Hear us cry. Oh no!
Obama!
He is more of the same
Ha! Ha!
Tax and spend in his name
Ho! Ho!
Those bankers are to blame
Oh no!
Makes us dependant, he
Oy vez!
Keeps us on bended knee
Oh crap!
Then tells us we are free
(At his birthplace… they’ll put up a marker there?)
(It’s already well known)
He is not who we thought he would be
Barry Soetoro!
His birth certificate we cannot see
Don’t want us to know!
He is not who we thought he would be
Barry Soetoro!
His birth certificate we cannot see
Don’t want us to know!
Soetoro!
Is government control
Ha! Ha!
A socialistic goal
Ho! Ho!
He will destroy our soul
Oh no!
This was not meant to be
Oy vez!
This was not meant to be
Oh crap!
All the people should be free
(I’ve now been in… 57 states)
Soetoro! His name is Barry
Soetoro! Just leave our country
Obama! Just leave our country
Alone……. Obama!
Musical Parody: "Pryin' Eyes"
Pryin’ Eyes
(to the tune of “Lyin’ Eyes”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Modern politicians are a strange breed
They will be your friend, if only for a while
For deceit and misdirection are their main creed
They will ruin your life, but always with a smile
They swear an oath unto the Constitution
They promise, under God, that they’ll be true
But we know every day what they’ll be doin’
Taking from the many and giving to the few
Our world is like a jungle filled with danger
At least, that’s what we’re told so we’ll comply
With unfree and oppressive regulations
‘Til enough of us are fed up and we cry
You can’t hide your pryin’ eyes
‘Cause we know all about your spies
We’ve had enough of your endless lies
There ain’t no way to hide your Pryin’ eyes
Late at night, you’re hanging out alone now
And you’d like someone one to join you for a bit
So you think about whose company you want now
Then you walk into your office and you sit
You call a friend to have a conversation
You are talking on the phone for quite a while
Till you hear a sound that means someone’s recordin’
And your thinkin’ privacy’s gone out of style
You can’t hide your pryin’ eyes
‘Cause we know all about your spies
We’ve had enough of your endless lies
There ain’t no way to hide your Pryin’ eyes
In a country that was born of revolution
Upon land in a republic of the free
It’s amazing that we don’t see the solution
To our public servants seeking tyranny
When our governments refuse to do their duty
When elected representatives defy
Then a free state is truly a thing of beauty
Where the people get to throw away the lie
Let me offer you a piece of good advice then
And a few degrees of good and common sense
Better take these as sincere words to the wise, friend
Your oppressive ways are coming to an end
You can’t hide your pryin’ eyes
‘Cause we know all about your spies
We’ve had enough of your endless lies
There ain’t no way to hide your Pryin’ eyes
There ain’t no way to hide your Pryin’ eyes
No way you can hide your Pryin’ eyes
Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm
Land of the Free
Land of the Free
Words and music by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Vocals and arrangement by Dave VonKleist
common-law copyright 2000
Freedom
In the hands of honest, patriotic people
We come
To a job that must be done
At a time for everyone
A time for choosing
We know
That the struggle for the truth is never-ending
We'll show
That before our time is done
All our battles will be won
For our destiny is one of understanding
If you look then you will see
God created you and me
Not to live as slaves, but to be free
America, Land of the Free
Right to Life and Liberty
Open your eyes and you will see that
America is still the Land of the Free
Dying
Our Republic in a struggle for existence
Crying
For the justice we deserve
With the trust our fathers served to us
While we emulate the heroes of resistance
These choices are for you and me
Liberty or slavery
It's time for you to choose your destiny
America, Land of the Free
Right to Life and Liberty
Open your eyes and you will see that
America is still the Land of the Free
America, Land of the Free
Right to Life and Liberty
Open your eyes and you will see that
America is still the Land of the Free
Freedom
Tread the same road which our Founding Fathers led on
Become
Single-minded in your cause
And progress without a pause
As we fast approach a worldwide Armageddon
Heed the living prophecy
Stand up for the world to see
What will be your legacy
To live as slaves... or else die free
America, Land of the Free
Right to Life and Liberty
Open your eyes and you will see that
America is still the Land of the Free
America, Land of the Free
Right to Life and Liberty
Open your eyes and you will see that
America is still the Land of the Free
America, Land of the Free
Right to Life and Liberty
Open your eyes and you will see that
America is still the Land of the Free
Musical Parody: "Trump"
Trump
(to the tune of “Jump” by Van Halen)
Main vocals Backup vocals
All the madness in the world
Is getting me down
I’ve got it so tough Ough, ough
All this running around
And you know, man
Just how I feel
You’ve got the angry wolves
Snapping at your heels
When you look around you see
How your country is a socialist machine
Your rights swept away clean
Can’t you see what I mean
What we need is Trump CHORUS Trump
It’s fine time for Trump
We really need Trump Trump
Come on now Trump
Our rights and our freedoms
And our precious liberty
Are under a severe attack
To undermine society
When you look around you see
How your country is a socialist machine
Your rights swept away clean
Can’t you see what I mean
What we need is Trump CHORUS Trump
It’s fine time for Trump
We really need Trump Trump
Come on now Trump
Trump
INSTRUMENTAL
What we need is Trump CHORUS Trump
It’s fine time for Trump
We really need Trump Trump
Come on now Trump
Trump
Trump
Trump
Trump
Musical Parody: "Road to Depression"
Road to Depression
(to the tune of “Road to Morocco”)
Lyrics by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Vocals by Brent-Emory..Johnson and Dave VonKleist
Arrangement by Dave VonKleist
We’re off on the road to Depression
Where is it, it’s just south of Hell
Where poverty and sickness
Are a way of life
We’ve lost our inspiration
All we have left is strife
Our economic ship has run aground
Like a nation that’s gone bankrupt
We’re Depression-bound!
We’re travelin’ the road to starvation
Just moving as fast as we can
When the truckers who deliver
All our food and drink and more
Stop truckin’ due to high fuel costs
Oh, it will make us sore
‘Cause the shelves will all be empty
At the supermarket store
If we don’t stop fooling around
Then our children will go hungry
We’re Depression-bound!
We’re walking a path of destruction
Our country is going down for good
For years we’ve lived beyond our means
But now our debts are due
It’s time to pay the piper
Who so long supported you
If you listen you can hear the sound
Of America collapsing
We’re Depression-bound!
We’re making our way to extinction
There isn’t so much left for us to do
Our businesses have closed their doors
The manufactories
Have shut down operations
And moved them overseas
The king of despair has been crowned
He has wrapped us in his arms
Oh, we’re Depression-bound!
We’re off on the road to Depression
It isn’t a smooth running ride
Our hopes and dreams have gone away
We have no more time for those
Survival is at stake now
That’s just the way life goes
When our government controls us all
Tyranny then grows
If we ever hope to rebound
We’d better reverse course ‘cause
We’re Depression-bound!
We’re keeping the home fires burning
Each day is much harder than the last
There still remain a vaunted few
Who tirelessly aspire
To help restore our way of life
To standards that are higher
All that we’ve lost must be found
If we’re ever gonna fix this
We’re Depression-bound!
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