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Kamala
a parody by Brent Johnson (to the tune of Kama Chameleon)
There’s a terror that’s stalking the land VERSE 1
As it seeks to destroy all it can
With ev’ry breath, it soughs destruction
With ev’ry move that it makes
It wants to engineer our deconstruction
All that we have, it wants to take
Kama-Kamala is offering a brand-new day CHORUS
Where you will pay… yes, you will pay!
Kamala will see Communism rule the day
That is her way, it is her way
She will poison the Earth where you stand VERSE 2
By inviting invaders to our land
In ev’ry way, with ev’ry breath
On ev’ry day, that’s how it seems
Imagine visions of brutal death
That’s what she dreams, it’s what she dreams
Kama-Kamala is offering a brand-new day CHORUS
Where you will pay… boy, you will pay!
Kamala will see Communism rule the day
That is her way, it is her way
Never knowing who she really is BRIDGE
Always hiding from your eyes
Telling you just what you want to hear
Till the day you realize
That she’ll open the door to your end VERSE 3
That she really just isn’t your friend
So kick her out, no more intrusion
Evict her from your happy place
Stop listening to her delusions
Stop bringing her into your space
Kama-Kamala we don’t want your brand-new day CHORUS
In any way, we will not pay!
Kamala won’t see Communism rule the day
We say no way, we say no way!
CHORUS & REPEAT
Global Terror
(to the tune of Sweet Darlin’)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Nuclear war with Iran
Killing in Afghanistan
Mothers are crying for children are dying each day
If only we’d come to our senses and find another way
Presidents acting like kings
Promising so many things
Due to their greed we’re denied what we need, this must cease
If only we could get along we would all live in peace
For we’re facing a
CHORUS
Global terror (Now tell me)
What can I do to prevent it (Oh tell me)
What can I say to make sure that my children are free (If only I knew)
If only I knew of a way to make the world see (Make you all see)
Killing is often our creed
Making the enemy bleed
How did we ever become such a violent race
If only we’d learn how to reach for a whole different place
For we’re facing a
CHORUS
Global terror (Please tell me)
What can I do to prevent it (What can I do)
What can I say to make sure that my children are free (ooh…ooh)
If only I knew of a way to make the world see (Make the world see)
Yes we’re facing a
CHORUS
Global terror (What can we do)
What can we do to prevent it (What can we say)
Let’s pray for a future when all of our children are free (ooh…ooh…hoo…hoo)
Together we can find a way to make the world see (Let’s make the whole world see)
Oh we’re facing a
CHORUS
Global terror (It’s a global terror)
What can we do to prevent it (What can we do)
Let’s pray for a future when all of our children are free (ooh…ooh…hoo…hoo)
Together we must find a way to make the world see (Let’s make the whole world see)
FADE OUT
Fooling Yourself
a parody by Brent Johnson
You see the world through a rose-colored lens
You think everything’s as it should be
And your world is a trouble-free place
Where the people stand tall
And there’s justice for all
But you're fooling yourself if you believe it
You're kidding yourself if you believe it.
Why do you act like an ignorant young man
When you could open your eyes wide and see?
That there exists such a sinister plan
To deprive you of rights
Throughout all of your life
And you're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself if you don't believe it
Wake up, (wake up!) It’s time for your stand
You must understand then you’ll know it
Come on (come on!) rise up from your sleep
You’re the one who can keep it from blowin’
Ohhh....."
And you're fooling yourself if you don't believe it
You're killing yourself if you don't believe it
Wake up, (wake up!) It’s time for your stand
You must understand then you’ll know it
Come on (come on!) rise up from your sleep
You’re the one who can keep it from blowin’
Ohhh....."
The World Is Crazy
(to the tune of “You May Be Right”)
COVID-19, Black Lives Matter
Social justice all the chatter
Running ‘round like chickens without heads
No idea which way to go
What the truth is we don’t know
And our future looks like something that we dread
When I think about how much we’ve lost
Our freedoms gone, we’ve paid the cost
Our Founding Fathers turning in their graves
It’s amazing when you see
How it’s all turned out to be
The insanity is hitting us in waves
The world is nuts
We’ve all gone crazy
Our society and values have turned upside-down
Our future life
Is very hazy
Will we be free
Or bend the knee
The world is crazy
The Constitution sits in tatters
Feeling good is all that matters
Living with integrity is past
All the people of today
Have forgot and lost their way
To a system that is never gonna last
Now we need to take the reins again
Restore our land to what it’s been
A place where human rights and liberty
Always hold the winning hand
Where at last we understand
That our happiness requires that we live free
The world is nuts
We’ve all gone crazy
Our society and values have turned upside-down
It’s time to fight
So don’t be lazy
Will we be free
Or bend the knee
The world is crazy
(BRIDGE MUSIC)
The world is nuts
We’ve all gone crazy
Our society and values have turned upside-down
Our future life
Is very hazy
Will we be free
Or bend the knee
The world is crazy
Will we be free or will we bend the knee
Will we be free or will we bend the knee
Will we be free or will we bend the knee
Will we be free or will we bend the knee
(FADE OUT)
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In the uSA
(to the tune of “Blue Bayou”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson
Living in a once free land
Where injustice has been planned
Everything you do is scanned by the NSA
Go to sleep next to your spouse
All is quiet as a mouse
Till a SWAT team raids your house in the uSA
CHORUS
Take me back to the day
When there still was freedom in the uSA
Where the old time tree of liberty
Still showed the way
When the White House crew and the people knew
That God gave us our land
And we knew the truth and taught our youth to understand
Got a flight from LAX
Questioned ‘bout your baggage checks
This is what we have come to expect from the TSA
ATF and IRS
Taking all our happiness
Everyone lives in distress in the uSA
CHORUS
Take me back to the day
When there still was freedom in the uSA
Where the old time tree of liberty
Still showed the way
When the White House crew and the people knew
That God gave us our land
And we knew the truth and taught our youth to understand
Tired from shopping you want to rest
Sitting on a bench is best
Then the cops come to arrest you, what a day!
Wake up to another day
Go to school and dare to pray
Till they come to take you away in the uSA
CHORUS
Take me back to the day
When there still was freedom in the uSA
Where the old time tree of liberty
Still showed the way
When the White House crew and the people knew
That God gave us our land
And we knew the truth and taught our youth to understand
Oh my tortured soul will not be whole
Unless we restore our way
To the Land of the Free
And the Home of the Brave
In the uSA
Everybody pray
For our freedom today
In the uSA