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The Many Serve the Few
(to the tune of “Cheek to Cheek”)
a parody by Brent Johnson

Heaven
Nine eleven
On that day in every way my dreams came true
And my power-crazed imagination knew
That the many would be servants of the few

Heaven
Seven seven
When explosives in the London metro blew
It provided us some brand new chances to
Make the many be the servants of the few

Oh
The world has gotten smaller
From the elite point of view
And what thrills me most is
Knowing that the many serve the few

Oh
Don’t speak to me of freedom
Or of liberty for you
To the power-mad
The only creed
Is the many serve the few

Don’t you understand
That we rule through fear
Terrorists are near
I wish that you would hear to me it’s

Heaven 
Nine eleven
On that day in every way my dreams came true
And my power-crazed imagination knew
That the many would be servants of the few

Oh
The world has gotten smaller
From the elite point of view
And what thrills me most is
Knowing that the many serve the few

 
Oh
Don’t speak to me of freedom
Or of liberty for you
To the power-mad
The only creed
Is the many serve the few

Why don’t you understand
That we rule through fear
Terrorists are near
I wish that you would hear that it’s

Forever
War on Terror
Give us tools to make the fools all toe the line
They don’t realize that it’s all by design
And I’m thinkin’ that the future’s lookin’ fine

Here in the USSA
(to the tune of Back in the USSR)
a parody by Brent Johnson

Going home to London on BOAC
Flying out of JFK
’Til I run afoul of a bureaucrat
Working for the TSA
I'm here in the USSA
Where you are hassled every day
Here in the USSA, yeah

Driving down the highway in my DBS
Heading into ‘Frisco town
Bright lights and blaring sirens screaming at me
Officer is bringin’ me down
I'm here in the USSA
Where you are taxed in every way
Here in the US
Here in the US
Here in the USSA

Well the Constitution was the rage
Kept freedom in its sights
But the government’s escaped its cage
And is running roughshod over your unalienable ri-i-i-ights
Oh, come on

I'm here in the USSA
Where you are made to live like slaves
Here in the USSA

Well the Constitution was the rage
Kept freedom in its sights
But the government’s escaped its cage
And is running roughshod over your unalienable ri-i-i-ights

Gonna join myself to a protest march
Standing up to tyranny
Speaking out against the injustice until
They shut me up forcibly
I'm here in the USSA
Where you are told what you can say
Here in the USSA
Oh, let me tell you friend

The time has come for me to get myself back to school
I’m sittin’ in the class all day
As long as I’m obedient and do what I’m told
And always keeping God far away
I'm here in the USSA
Where you are not allowed to pray
Here in the USSA

The Liars Speak Today
(to the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”)
words by Brent Johnson and Dave vonKleist

Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away

Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee
We’ve been dumbed away

They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away 
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away 

They dream away, they dream away 
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away
They dream away, they dream away

In the country, the mighty country
The people sleep tonight
All believing the ones deceiving
The people sleep tonight

Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah
Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah 
I’ve been dumbed away 

Wee-eee-eee-eee-eee 
Eee-eee-eee-eee-eee 
We’ve been dumbed away 

Network news makes the people snooze
Watch the liars speak tonight
Distorted views keep them all confused 
See the liars speak tonight

Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah    They bleat away, they bleat away

This really happened! Two broadcasters at a Canadian radio station pulled a prank on vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Throughout the fake phone interview, she thought she was speaking with French President Nicolas Sarkozy. This is hilarious!

Running Mate
(to the tune of “Dancing Queen”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Oh Yeah
Sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

Here we go with another race
Who’s gonna run the United States
Catch the latest poll
Listen to the candidates rolling out the same old scene

I can bring you to paradise
Meanwhile my opponent lies
They are all the same
Calling each other names
Dishonest and mean
But now a new face is seen

She is his running mate
The future fate of John McCain

Appearing on TV shows
To address our woes and relieve our pain

Promising sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

He’s a big hero from the war
Used his record to open doors
But he had to hide
How he really helped the other side to ease his pain

Says he wants us to be secure
Keep our country free and pure
Then he advocates we spy
To make everyone comply with his evil game
Then when we start to complain

He brings out his running mate
The future fate of John McCain

Appearing on TV shows
To address our woes and relieve our pain

Promising sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

We’ve got lots to lose and not much to gain
If we vote McCain

Got a lot to lose and not much to gain
If we vote McCain