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Where are all the Americans?
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."
The man goes on and
A letter from my 88-year-old grandmother
Dear Granddaughter:
The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Boy am I glad I did; what an uplifting
The meaning of tragedy!
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy”.
Texas Job Interview
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6’ 2”, and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sherriff’s Department.
After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally call
Cadillac Escalade
I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.
I sta
Atheist Holy Day!
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days.
The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought be
We are in so much trouble!
The population of the United States is 300 million.
160 million of those are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do all the work.
There are 85 million people in school.
Which leaves 55 million to do all the work.
Of this, there are 35 million people employed by the federal government.
That leaves 2
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