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Why God made Moms!

Answers given by 2nd grade schoolchildren to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for

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Walk naked in America day!

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 PM eastern time, we are asking all American women to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your bloc

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Where are all the Americans?

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and

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A letter from my 88-year-old grandmother

Dear Granddaughter:

The other day I went up to our local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy am I glad I did; what an uplifting

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The meaning of tragedy!

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy”.

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Texas Job Interview

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6’ 2”, and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sherriff’s Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally call

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Cadillac Escalade

I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer.

I sta