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Three politicians at God’s Table!
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven.
God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies, "Well, I believe that I won that election but that it was your Will that I did not serve. I've come to understand that now.''
God thinks for a second and says, "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''
God then addres
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
In his project, he urged people to sign a petition demanding s
Best blonde joke of the year... so far!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later, she again came out of her house, went to the mailbox and opened it, then slammed it shut angrily and went back
Blonde's Year in Review
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in the printer!!!
March
Got really excited… finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months… box said “2-4 years!”
Modern Economics
It is a slow day in a small Florida town and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A rich tourist drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door t
Another blonde joke!
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy.
When asked why she chose such a long password, she said she had been told that it had to be at least 8 characters long!
Conservatives vs. Liberals!
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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