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Humor and Inspiration
Two Texas farmers, Bubba and Jimbo, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Bubba turns to Jimbo and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes."
Jimbo thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Bubba goes downREAD MORE
The Importance of Logic!
Two Texas farmers, Bubba and Jimbo, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Bubba turns to Jimbo and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes."
Jimbo thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
The next day, Bubba goes down
Humor and Inspiration
One day a man was walking along the beach. The sun was shining and it was a beautiful day.
Off in the distance, he noticed a little boy going back and forth between the beach and the ocean. Back and forth, back and forth the little boy went.
As the man got nearer, he could see that there were hundreds if not thousands of starfish stranded on the beach dREAD MORE
The Story of the Starfish!
One day a man was walking along the beach. The sun was shining and it was a beautiful day.
Off in the distance, he noticed a little boy going back and forth between the beach and the ocean. Back and forth, back and forth the little boy went.
As the man got nearer, he could see that there were hundreds if not thousands of starfish stranded on the beach d
Humor and Inspiration
WASHINGTON - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.
A Republican spokesperson stated, "It's been 6 years; we can't find Osama Bin Laden, we can't catch him, we can't kill him. We might as well pardon him and move on to more importantREAD MORE
Bush to pardon Osama Bin Laden!
WASHINGTON - In a political effort to distract voters, the Republican Party today announced that terrorist Osama Bin Laden will be pardoned by President Bush sometime before the 2008 election.
A Republican spokesperson stated, "It's been 6 years; we can't find Osama Bin Laden, we can't catch him, we can't kill him. We might as well pardon him and move on to more important
Humor and Inspiration
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
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How to properly place new employees
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
- If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
- If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
- If they have messed up the w
Humor and Inspiration
They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China.
The 12-week-old macaque - who was abandoned by his mother - was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province.
After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless - until hREAD MORE
Abandoned monkey finds love with a pigeon!
They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China.
The 12-week-old macaque - who was abandoned by his mother - was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province.
After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless - until h
Humor and Inspiration
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
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Clever Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On another Septic Tank Truck:
Humor and Inspiration
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiledREAD MORE
Spiritual Bank Account
A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled
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