Humor and Inspiration
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Humor and Inspiration
“OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
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Old is when…
“OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
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Humor and Inspiration
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depressREAD MORE
New drugs for women!
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depress
Humor and Inspiration
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - January 12, 2008 - In a news conference earlier today, Deanna Favre announced that she will be the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packers this coming Sunday.
Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time, she became fREAD MORE
New quarterback to play for the Green Bay Packers!
GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - January 12, 2008 - In a news conference earlier today, Deanna Favre announced that she will be the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packers this coming Sunday.
Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time, she became f
Humor and Inspiration
Do you hear the chains? The clink and clank of heavy chains? The dragging sound emanating from a really long length of chain? We do. Do you?
Many have heard, read or viewed the classic Dickens version of A Christmas Carol. But did you know you were living a ghost story, too? Will you hear the chains?
Your first ghost reminds you of aREAD MORE
Can you hear the chains of servitude clanking?
Do you hear the chains? The clink and clank of heavy chains? The dragging sound emanating from a really long length of chain? We do. Do you?
Many have heard, read or viewed the classic Dickens version of A Christmas Carol. But did you know you were living a ghost story, too? Will you hear the chains?
Your first ghost reminds you of a
Humor and Inspiration
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears.
This class would not pray during the commencement - not by choice, but because of a recent court ruling prREAD MORE
Inspirational: The Sneeze
They walked in tandem, each of the ninety-two students filing into the already crowded auditorium With rich maroon gowns flowing and the traditional caps, they looked almost as grown up as they felt. Dads swallowed hard behind broad smiles, and Moms freely brushed away tears.
This class would not pray during the commencement - not by choice, but because of a recent court ruling pr
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Dogs do the Darnedest Things!
Have you ever heard that a dog "knows" when an earthquake is about to hit?
Have you ever heard that a dog can "sense" when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away?
Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia , dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed?
Humor and Inspiration
December 11, 2007 - Former England soccer manager Steve McClaren fought off tough competition from United States President George Bush to win a dreaded Foot in Mouth award on Tuesday from the Plain English campaign.
He was hailed for a supreme example of gobbledegook in talking about star player Wayne Rooney, "He is inexperienced but he's experienced in terms of what he&#READ MORE
George Bush comes in second for Foot in Mouth award!
December 11, 2007 - Former England soccer manager Steve McClaren fought off tough competition from United States President George Bush to win a dreaded Foot in Mouth award on Tuesday from the Plain English campaign.
He was hailed for a supreme example of gobbledegook in talking about star player Wayne Rooney, "He is inexperienced but he's experienced in terms of what he&#
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