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A Haircut to Remember

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.”

The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a “thank you” card and a doz

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An inspirational message from George Carlin

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but les

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A Thought Experiment: The Federal Data Administration

Let’s put medical research and biotech under the Federal computer regulatory agencies… oh, that’s right, there aren’t any. Meanwhile, let’s see how Steve Jobs and Bill Gates would fare under… the FDA!

Yes, the FDA; the Federal Data Administration. Every processor, peripheral, program, printer, and power cord will now need FDA approval. This

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Americans with No Abilities Act!

WASHINGTON - February 13, 2008 - A Congressional bill sponsored by Harry Reid (D-NV) proposes sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many of our neglected and impoverished citizens, namely the Americans with No Abilities Act (AWNAA). A bill that is being hailed as a major legislative goal by the Democratic Party and advocates of the millions of Am

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America the Beautiful by Judge Roy Moore

America the Beautiful,
or so you used to be.
Land of the Pilgrim's pride
I'm glad they'll never see.

Babies piled in dumpsters,
abortion on demand.
Oh, sweet land of liberty;
your house is on the sand.

Our children wander aimlessly,
poisoned by cocaine,
choosing to indulge their

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How Politics Works

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third from Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will

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The chicken business

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs.

The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells