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Gophers notch a win in man-rodent battle!
CALGARY, Canada - March 24, 2008 - A war on gophers waged by two Canadian men went awry this weekend when a device used to blast the rodents in their holes sparked a massive grass fire in a rural area near Calgary, Alberta, causing more than C$200,000 ($197,000) in damages.
Despite a ban on fires in the tinder-dry area of Springbank, just northeast of Calgary's city limits, tw
Sometimes Men Don't Know when to Keep their Mouths Shut!
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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Health Care
Four doctors, each from a different country - Japan, Germany, England, and the United States - are having a discussion on the state of medical technology in their respective countries.
The Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."
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True Embarrassing Medical Exams
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , Texas
2. At the beginning of my s
Summary of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
- Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
- You can't trust dogs to watch yo
Rainbow Bridge (for Max)
Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.
All the animals that h
God or Science?
A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, 'Let me explain the problem science has with religion.' The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
'You're a Christian, aren't you, son?'
'Yes sir,' the student says.
'So you beli
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- Federal agents bust Texas-based narcotics trafficking ring!
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- Changing the Values of Society
- NYC criminal squatter finds new home in prison for taking over someone’s family house!
- DEI in airlines has haunting effect on veteran pilots!
- Commentary: Bankers are now abandoning Net Zero!
- Humor: Elon Musk disguises IRS building as Tesla dealership so Democrats will burn it down!
- Stupid man in orange pants denies to cops that he keyed a Tesla while still wearing the orange pants!
- Harvard is now offering remedial math courses!
- Hollywood’s biggest Trump critics now plead for his help against AI copyright threat!
- Commentary: Chatbots are replacing therapists faster than anyone expected!
- Grisly extermination camp found In Mexico!
- State Farm insurance executive blames Kalifornia fire victims for their losses!
- Chinese firm has revealed an upgraded android that is able to learn and perform any movement!
- Woman scolds Muslim who insists he is fasting so she should take her lunch somewhere else!
- Texas rancher killed near border in IED attack by cartel terrorist!
- NASA supercomputer reveals strange structure at the edge of the Solar System!
- Trump wins defamatory lawsuit against Pulitzer Prize Board for maintaining debunked Russian collusion theory!
- Investigation confirms crime family boss Joe Biden was behind the FBI raid at Trump Florida home!
- Scientists switch cancer tumor cells back to healthy ones at a key moment!
- Kamala Harris delivers a fresh new word salad at a Broadway musical!
- Commentary: What Julian Assange was really doing!
- JD Vance’s 12-year-old relative is unlawfully denied a heart transplant due to her unvaccinated status!
- Artificial Intelligence uncovers hidden genetic clues that challenge COVID-19 origins!
- The disturbing truth about the home you think you own!
- Did Kari Lake really lose in November?
- President Trump withdraws from UN Human Rights Council and ends funding to UNRWA!
- Joy Villa stuns on the Grammys red carpet and praises Trump deportations!
- Trump says DC Blackhawk was flying too high... by a lot!
- Huttle pardoned by Trump for January 6 riot is killed by cops during traffic stop!
- House passes immigrant detention bill that would be Trump's first law to sign!
- All DEI offices to be closed by Wednesday with workers placed on paid leave!
- Trump revokes security clearances of all 51 spies who lied and John Bolton!
- Globalists surrender to President Trump!
- Commentary: Defining the Deep State!
- Mel Gibson reveals astounding way three friends cured their cancers!
- How one sailor survived 76 days lost at sea after colliding with a whale!
- TV host Mike Rowe wants us to ask this question about AI technology!
- The island we saved and then surrendered!
- Annexing Canada would be like adding a second Kalifornia!
- Commentary: Multiple landmarks struck by lightning on New Years Eve!
- Disgraced “Today” show anchorman Matt Lauer now faces allegations of sheep abuse!
- Latest Arctic ice data show 26% larger than in 2012!
- Hydrogen hidden beneath the Earth's surface could power the entire planet for 200 years!
- Commentary: Quantum teleportation has begun to change the world!
- Actor Denzel Washington gets baptized and becomes a Minister!
- Commentary: Justice has departed Amerika; will it return?
- Stephanopoulos may be done at ABC News after $15 million Trump-defamation settlement!
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