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True police stories, Wisconsin-style!
A Madison, Wisconsin policeman had a perfect spot from which to watch for speeders, but he still wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign that read, "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.(And
The Year's Best [actual] Headlines of 2007!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Deat
Is Hillary Clinton attracted to Ron Paul?
November 24, 2007 - The Hillary Clinton campaign backpedaled today on a report published in the prestigious publication, TheSpoof.com, that implied the Democratic presidential candidate was sexually aroused by a recent Ron Paul speech.
The controversy erupted when Mrs. Clinton was spotted attend
An important spiritual message!
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in his or he
George W. Bush Resume!
R E S U M E
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
The 50 dumbest things George W. Bush has ever said!
The tragicomic presidency of George W. Bush, in his own words.
50. “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” -at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
49. “We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredi
True Story: Give us your money, this is a ketchup!
ATHENS, Greece - October 30, 2007 - Two thieves armed only with ketchup ambushed a supermarket employee as he was taking cash to the bank, Greek police said Tuesday.
"The thieves jumped out of the bushes and threw two big bags of ketchup on the front window to stop the car," said a police official who requested anonymity.
The man fought with his attackers who
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“There exists a law, not written down anywhere but inborn in our heart; a law that comes to us not by training or custom or reading but from nature itself; if our lives are endangered, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right.”
— Roman Orator Cicero
