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George Bush comes in second for Foot in Mouth award!

December 11, 2007 - Former England soccer manager Steve McClaren fought off tough competition from United States President George Bush to win a dreaded Foot in Mouth award on Tuesday from the Plain English campaign.

He was hailed for a supreme example of gobbledegook in talking about star player Wayne Rooney, "He is inexperienced but he's experienced in terms of what he&#

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True police stories, Wisconsin-style!

A Madison, Wisconsin policeman had a perfect spot from which to watch for speeders, but he still wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign that read, "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.(And

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The Year's Best [actual] Headlines of 2007!

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Deat

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Is Hillary Clinton attracted to Ron Paul?

November 24, 2007 - The Hillary Clinton campaign backpedaled today on a report published in the prestigious publication, TheSpoof.com, that implied the Democratic presidential candidate was sexually aroused by a recent Ron Paul speech.

The controversy erupted when Mrs. Clinton was spotted attend

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An important spiritual message!

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in his or he

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George W. Bush Resume!

R E S U M E

GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement:

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving

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The 50 dumbest things George W. Bush has ever said!

The tragicomic presidency of George W. Bush, in his own words.

50. “I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” -at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

49. “We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredi