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The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Le Pen faces disaster in election after monumental computer error!

PARIS, France (PNN) - April 15, 2017 - Despite leading in the polls for Round One, a monumental computer blunder could cost Marine Le Pen the French general election as 500,000 citizens living outside of France have the chance to vote twice.

The election has become extremely close with just 4.5 percentage points separating Emmanuel Macron, Francois Fillon, Jean Luc Mélenchon,

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India claims 500 Pakistanis killed in treasonous FPSA bombing in Afghanistan!

KABUL, Afghanistan (PNN) - April 15, 2017 - While Fascist Police States of Amerika officials have upped their death count from the Afghan Mother of All Bombs drop to 94, Indian authorities are claiming that at least 500 Pakistani nationals were killed in the FPSA bombing in Nangarhar province.

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There is no military solution to the North Korea conundrum!

SEOUL, South Korea (PNN) - April 14, 2017 - With North Korea launching ballistic missile tests with disturbing regularity, and Fascist Police States of Amerika officials openly talking about the possibility of a preemptive strike against the Hermit Kingdom’s nuclear facilities, the question of war on the Korean peninsula is now “on the table,” as the national security wonks li

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FPSA sending troop to Somalia for the first time in 24 years!

MOGADISHU, Somalia (PNN) - April 14, 2017 - In October 1993, during the Battle of Mogadishu (the Black Hawk Down incident), 18 Fascist Police States of Amerika soldiers were killed and 73 wounded, with a pair of Black Hawk helicopters shot down. The FPSA responded by ceasing military operations, and within a few months had withdrawn all troops from Somalia. Today, they are headed back.

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FPSA conducts successful field test of new nuclear bomb!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 14, 2017 - With the world still abuzz over the first ever deployment of the GBU-43/B "Mother Of All Bombs" in Afghanistan, where it reportedly killed some 36 ISIS fighters, in a less noticed statement the Fascist Police States of Amerika National Nuclear Security Administration (NNSA) quietly announced overnight the first successful field test of the modernized, "steera

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Putin mobilizes troops and equipment to North Korean border!

Fears FPSA is preparing to attack.

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - April 20, 2017 - We can all pretend like there is nothing going on around the Korean Peninsula and hope that cooler heads will prevail, but if history is any guide, when the militaries of multiple nations begin to mass troops at borders, it takes only a single, often seemingly inconsequential catalyst to plung

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Commentary: President Trump’s disappearance!

By Paul Craig Roberts

April 20, 2017 - In my long experience in Washington, vice presidents did not make major foreign policy announcements or threaten other countries with war. Not even Dick Cheney stole this role from the weak president George W. Bush.

But yesterday the world witnessed Vice President Mike Pence threaten North Korea with war. “The sword stands ready