Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

New computers could delete your thoughts without your knowledge!

ZURICH, Switzerland (PNN) - April 23, 2017 - “Thou canst not touch the freedom of my mind,” wrote the playwright John Milton in 1634.

But nearly 400 years later, technological advances in machines that can read our thoughts mean the privacy of our brains is under threat.

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American Airlines employee hits young mother in the head with a metal stroller!

SAN FRANCISCO, Kalifornia (PNN) - April 22, 2017 - An American Airlines flight attendant has been removed from duty after a shocking video emerged showing him challenging a passenger to a fight after hitting a woman in the head with a metal stroller during boarding.

War on Freedom

Nashville gunfighter takes out three armed robbers single-handedly!

NASHVILLE, Tennessee (PNN) - April 21, 2017 - An unnamed person inside a Nashville sneaker shop went John Wick on three armed robbers last night after they made the mistake of charging into the store with guns blazing.

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Russia claims it could completely disable FPSA Navy with electronic warfare tech!

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - April 20, 2017 - There is an old saying in war. “No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.” As China, Russia, and the Fascist Police States of Amerika beat the war drums and boast about the capabilities of their armies, they should take that saying very seriously. These geopolitical juggernauts may think that they have an ace in the hole for their m

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Trump signs buy Amerikan and hire Amerikan executive order!

KENOSHA, Wisconsin (PNN) - April 18, 2017 - President Donald Trump signed the “Buy American and Hire American”executive order during his visit to Snap-On, Inc., a tool manufacturer in Kenosha, Wisconsin.

The order will call for “the strict enforcement of all laws governing entry into the (Fascist Police States of Amerika) of labor from abroad for the stated purpose

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FUK prime minister calls for early elections - just seven weeks from now!

LONDON, England (PNN) - April 18, 2017 - Fascist United Kingdom Prime Minister Theresa May on Tuesday called for a snap general election on June 8, in a surprise announcement as Britain prepares for delicate negotiations on leaving the European Union.

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North Korea shows off new ICBM and sub-based missiles!

FPSA aircraft carrier approaches.

PYONGYANG, North Korea (PNN) - April 15, 2017 - For all the expectations of a North Korean nuke test, the country's "Day of the Sun" celebrations ended up being a relatively subdued affair, with Pyongyang marking the 105th anniversary of its founding leader, Kim Il-sung, with a military parade in Pyongyang, where it for the first tim