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The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Here is a list of all brands owned by Bud Light’s parent company Anheuser-Busch!

ST. LOUIS, Missouri (PNN) - April 15, 2023 - Anheuser-Busch, a formerly great and formerly Amerikan-owned company that recently poured its credibility with normal people down the drain, is a lot bigger than most people might realize.

Bud Light, the international company’s flagship low-calorie brand, was this country’s best-selling beer last year. But Anheuser-Busch owns a lot of

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Buttigieg's homosexual lover posts snarky remark about Bud Light boycott!

It totally blew up in his face.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - April 11, 2023 - Chasten Buttigieg, the partner of pretend Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg, was obliterated on Twitter this week after he tried to dunk on conservatives who are done with Bud Light after the company partnered with a transgender activist.

Bud Light poured out years of rapport with ra

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Banks abruptly closing customer accounts without warning!

NEW YORK (PNN) - April 10, 2023 - Fascist Police States of Amerika banks are slamming the doors on innocent customers with zero notice, according to a new report.

Supposedly, suspicious activity is triggering abrupt account closures, leading customers to discover something is wrong when they try to spend their money.

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Putin prepares for Zelensky invasion of Crimea!

SIMFEROPOL, Crimea, Russia (PNN) - April 8, 2023 - Barricades and trenches have been built on beaches and close to key access routes in Crimea on a massive scale as Russian President Vladimir Putin prepares to defend against an invasion by Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky.

Dragon's teeth tank traps have been placed at strategic Ak-Monai beside the Taurida highway by Russian

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DeSantis vows to slap Disney with hotel taxes and road tolls!

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (PNN) - April 7, 2023 - After it emerged last week that Disney pulled a fast one on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis by enacting a new rule that any changes to the company's long-held special taxing district in Orlando “must be made to benefit Walt Disney world” - weeks before DeSantis announced a hand-picked board to take over the district - DeSantis on Thursday promised

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Deleted tweet by Israel's former prime minister disclosed nuke arsenal!

TEL AVIV, Israel (PNN) - April 7, 2023 - In a major faux pax in Fascist Police States of Amerika-Israeli relations, former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak acknowledged the existence of the country's nuclear weapon arsenal via Twitter - then deleted the tweet, presumably after realizing he'd violated the long-standing FPSA-Israeli practice of pretending that arsenal doesn't exist.

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China states that it will board ships in Taiwan Strait!

Taiwan says it will resist.

SIMI VALLEY, Kalifornia (PNN) - April 6, 2023 - China will be boarding and inspecting cargo ships in the Taiwan Strait as part of its new operation launched in the wake of House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s (Kalif.) visit with Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen.

Taiwan has blasted the move, saying it lodged a complaint with China an