Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Outlaw fascist regime seeks to ban popcorn and milk!

NEW YORK (PNN) - June 13, 2012 - Fascist New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg has been justifiably ridiculed for his banning of large sugary drinks - refusing to allow adults to make such choices for themselves. Despite the overwhelming criticism of the soda ban, his health board appears emboldened rather than chagrined by the controversy. It is now moving to ban certain sizes of popcorn and milk.

Election 2012

GOP lawmaker loses in Oklahoma while Hatch wins in Utah!

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (PNN) - June 27, 2012 - Republican divisions resurfaced in congressional primaries, with five-term Rep. John Sullivan falling to a Tea Party backed opponent in Oklahoma while Utah Senator Orrin Hatch easily defeated another candidate backed by the group. It was Hatch's first primary challenge since his election to the Senate in 1976.

Election 2012

Endangered Georgia Democrat congressman skipping convention!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 26, 2012 - Georgia Fascist Police States of Amerika Rep. John Barrow will skip the Democrat National Convention in September, adding to a growing list of Democrats distancing themselves from the national party's major quadrennial get-together.

Election 2012

Rangel aims to fend off challengers in New York primary!

NEW YORK (PNN) - June 26, 2012 - New Yorkers began voting on Tuesday in a primary election that will decide the political fate of Fascist Police States of Amerika Representative Charles Rangel, a once-towering figure in New York politics who has seen his reputation tarnished in recent years by an ethics scandal and revelations proving that he has engaged in criminal fraud.

Election 2012

Obama and Romney react to Supreme Court decision on Arizona law!

NEW YORK (PNN) - June 25, 2012 - The Fascist Police States of Amerika Supreme Court’s decision on Arizona’s strict immigration law gave illegitimate President Obama another shot at energizing Latino voters, while Mitt Romney defended states’ aggressive efforts to fight illegal immigration.

Election 2012

Bias against Mormon presidential candidate unchanged since 1967!

NEW YORK (PNN) - June 21, 2012 - Bias against a Mormon presidential candidate hasn’t budged in 45 years, with 18% of Amerikans saying they would not vote for a well-qualified candidate who happened to be Mormon, according to a Gallup Poll released Thursday.

Road to Depression

Stockton to take up bankruptcy budget plan!

STOCKTON, Kalifornia (PNN) - June 26, 2012 - Stockton, Kalifornia, was poised on Tuesday to take a major step toward becoming the largest Fascist Police States of Amerika city ever to file for bankruptcy after talks with its creditors on Monday at midnight.

Negotiations aimed at averting bankruptcy may press on informally, the city's spokeswoman said, adding that city officials would