Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Unfree Amerika: Man arrested for releasing helium balloon with his girlfriend!

MIAMI, Florida (PNN) - February 22, 2013 - Anthony Brasfield saw romance when he released a dozen heart-shaped balloons into the sky over Dania Beach with his sweetie. A Florida Highway Patrol terrorist pig thug cop saw a felony.

Brasfield, 40, and his girlfriend, Shaquina Baxter, were in the parking lot of the Motel 6 on Dania Beach Boulevard when he released the shiny red and silve

Road to Depression

More people than ever are on Food Stamps!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 11, 2013 - On Friday, the Fascist Police States of Amerika Department of Agriculture quietly released new statistics related to the food stamps program, officially known as SNAP (the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program). The numbers reveal that in 2012, the food stamps program was the biggest it's ever been, with an average of 46,609,072 people on the program ever

Road to Depression

Record number of Amerikans unemployed!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 8, 2013 - The number of Amerikans designated as "not in the labor force" in February was 89,304,000, a record high, up from 89,008,000 in January, according to the Department of Labor. This means that the number of Amerikans not in the labor force increased by 296,000 between January and February.

War on Freedom

Proposed law calls for allowing vaccination of children without parental consent!

AUSTIN, Texas (PNN) - March 14, 2013 - If you thought the State of Texas was a bastion of freedom, liberty, and minimal government intrusion, think again. Efforts are currently in the works in the form of two new Senate bills to unlawfully seize parental sovereignty rights and allow minors living in the Lone Star State to consent to vaccinations.

War on Freedom

Terrorist pig thug cops murder disabled man threatening to kill himself with gasoline!

TAMPA BAY, Florida (PNN) - March 12, 2013 - Two terrorist pig thug cops in Florida have been placed on leave and a family is demanding answers after a suicidal man was murdered by pig thug cops over the weekend.

War on Freedom

Kalifornia seizes guns from registered owner after he spent two days in mental hospital!

LOS ANGELES. Kalifornia - March 12, 2013 - Wearing bulletproof vests and carrying 40-caliber Glock pistols, nine Kalifornia Department of InJustice agents assembled outside a ranch-style house in a suburb east of Los Angeles. They were looking for a gun owner who had recently spent two days in a mental hospital.

War on Freedom

Judge halts fascist mayor’s soda ban!

NEW YORK (PNN) - March 12, 2013 - A state judge today put a cork in City Hall's plans to ban Big Apple restaurants and other venues from selling large sugary drinks -- a bubble-bursting defeat for fascist Mayor Michael Bloomberg, who has made public health a cornerstone of his tenure.