Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

UN Arms Trade Treaty calls for disarmament of persons 55 and older!

NEW YORK (PNN) - April 1, 2013 - Individuals 55 and older would lose their right to keep and bear arms under a provision that’s expected to be included as part of a comprehensive United Nations Global Arms Trade Treaty.

UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon spoke about the impetus behind the controversial measure at a press conference over the weekend in New York City, the site of the f

War on Freedom

Fusion center director admits to spying on anti-government Amerikans!

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (PNN) - March 30, 2013 - An official from an Arkansas State Fusion Center recently spoke to the press to clear up what he called "misconceptions" about what his office actually does, with depressingly hilarious results.

"The misconceptions are that we are conducting spying operations on (Fascist Police States of Amerika) citizens, which is of course not th

War on Freedom

Federal framework being set up to illegally arrest sheriffs!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 30, 2013 - Colorado and apparently Texas are being targeted with an attempt to set up a federal authority framework that will enable Secret Service agents (not just those guarding the president), and others of the Amerikan Gestapo Secret Service division, including uniformed division officers, physical security technicians and specialists, and other “special officers�

War on Freedom

Amerikan Gestapo claims it may seize safe deposit boxes without a warrant!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 30, 2013 - According to in-house memos now circulating, the Amerikan Gestapo Department of Homeland Security division has issued orders to banks across the Fascist Police States of Amerika, announcing to them that “under the USA PATRIOT Act” the DHS has the absolute right to seize, without any warrant whatsoever, any and all customer bank accounts, and to make “pe

War on Freedom

Arizona city mulling free shotguns in crime stopping bid!

TUCSON, Arizona (PNN) - March 28, 2013 - An Arizona ex-politician has announced plans to distribute free shotguns to Tucson residents living in high-crime areas. Shaun McClusky said he has begun efforts to purchase guns and ammunition, which he’ll give to anyone who can pass a background check.

Road to Depression

Higher interest rate for new student loans looks likely!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 28, 2013 - Incoming college freshmen could end up paying $5,000 more for the same student loans their older siblings have if Congress doesn't stop interest rates from doubling.

Sound familiar? The same warnings came last year. But now the presidential election is over and mandatory budget cuts are taking place, making a deal to avert a doubling of intere

Road to Depression

Cyprus paying too high a price for EU help!

PARIS, France (PNN) - March 28, 2013 - Cyprus is sacrificing too much for its European bailout, which is destroying the foundations of the island's economy, its foreign minister told a French newspaper.

"Europe is pretending to help us but the price is too high: nothing less than the brutal destruction of our economic model," Ioannis Kasoulides told Thursday's edition of financial da