Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Road to Depression

FPSA economy grows at slower 1.8 percent rate in Q1!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 27, 2013 - The Fascist Police States of Amerika economy grew at an annual rate of 1.8% in the first three months of the year, significantly slower than first thought. The steep revision occurred mostly because consumers spent less than previously estimated, a sign that higher taxes could be dampening growth.

Road to Depression

Gold premiums jump as physical demand outstrips supply!

DELHI, India (PNN) - June 26, 2013 - Gold premiums doubled in India on Wednesday as suppliers struggled to meet surging demand after a ban on consignment imports, but futures prices fell to their lowest in more than a month as international gold prices fell due to a strong dollar.

Road to Depression

Markets tumble as China enters bear market!

NEW YORK (PNN) - June 25, 2013 - Fascist Police States of Amerika stocks stumbled again Monday, extending losses that some market analysts fear may accelerate this month as investors adjust to expectations that the Federal Reserve could soon begin scaling back its bond-buying program.

Road to Depression

Silver at less than 19 dollars an ounce!

NEW YORK (PNN) - June 24, 2013 - The day that silver traders have been waiting for has arrived. On Wednesday, the price of silver dropped another 5%. As I write this, it is sitting at $18.55 an ounce. On Wednesday it hit a low that had not been seen in three years. Overall, the price of silver has declined by 34% this quarter. That is the largest quarterly move in the p

War on Freedom

Man threatened with arrest if he doesn't stop secretly planting flowers!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 28, 2013 - The real estate department from Washington's Metro Transit system has recently become aware of unauthorized flowers springing up in planter boxes on public property. Along the north side of their Dupont Circle station, hundreds of mysterious morning glories and other flowers have been coming up in planter boxes along the Metro's north escalators.

War on Freedom

Amerikan Gestapo seizes creamery accounts under terror financing law!

MIDDLETOWN, Maryland (PNN) - June 28, 2013 - Randy and Karen Sowers are not your typical terrorists or mob financiers. They run the popular South Mountain Creamery and sell their produces at farmer’s markets and local events.

However, the Somers were confronted recently by Amerikan Gestapo Federal Bureau of Investigation division agents who informed them that the Amerikan Gestapo D

War on Freedom

Residents furious as cops seize guns from homes after town is flooded!

HIGH RIVER, Calgary, Canada (PNN) - June 27, 2013 - “It’s just like Nazi Germany, just taking orders,” shouted a resident of the flooded Canadian town High River after the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) came in and confiscated guns from the residents.