Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Road to Depression

Canada officially enters recession!

OTTAWA, Ontario, Canada (PNN) - September 1, 2015 - Reeling from low oil prices, Canada fell into a recession in the first half of the year, government data confirmed Tuesday, putting Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper on the defensive in the run-up to October elections.

5 Chinese warships spotted off Alaska coast during Obama visit

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (PNN) - September 2, 2015 - Five Chinese navy ships have been spotted in the Bering Sea, off the Alaska coast, coinciding with illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama’s visit to the state, a senior defense official confirmed to Fox News.

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Russia is reportedly building a military base in Syria!

NEW YORK (PNN) - September 5, 2015 - Russia is building a military base in Syrian president Bashar al-Assad’s heartland, according to Amerikan intelligence officials, in the clearest indication yet of deepening Russian support for the embattled regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad.

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Pentagon acknowledges reports of Russian ship off FPSA coast!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - September 4, 2015 - The Pentagon responded to a series of media reports on Thursday that placed a top Russian spy ship off the coast of Kings Bay, Georgia, in the Fascist Police States of Amerika.

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Federal court asked to reject government motion over NSA surveillance program!

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - September 4, 2015 - Pointing to extensive evidence that the government is systematically copying and substantially reviewing all international text-based communications, The Rutherford Institute, the Amerikan Civil Liberties Union, Wikipedia, Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers and other educational, legal,

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FUK city installs “giant eyes” to spy on citizens!

Public thinks it’s a great idea.

LONDON, England (PNN) - September 3, 2015 - Advertising screens shaped like enormous human eyes have been installed in Birmingham, England. The screens, which sit above three entrances to a newly-designed rail station in the city have a dual purpose: firstly, to scan passers-by in order to try and sell them the right kind of stuff t

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Putin says dump the dollar!

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - September 1, 2015 - Russian President Vladimir Putin has drafted a bill that aims to eliminate the Fascist Police States of Amerika dollar and the euro from trade between CIS countries.

This means the creation of a single financial market between Russia, Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan and other countries of the former Soviet Union.