Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Road to Depression

Latest payroll jobs numbers are false and misleading!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 6, 2015 - The Bureau of Labor Statistics announced today that the Fascist Police States of Amerika economy created 271,000 jobs in October, a number substantially in excess of the expected 175,000 to 190,000 jobs. The unexpected job gain has dropped the unemployment rate to 5%. These two numbers will be the focus of the financial media presstitutes.

FPSA flies B-52 Bomber Near China sandcastles in attempt to provoke war!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 12, 2015 - The Pentagon was pretty proud of itself when late last month, Washington sailed a guided missile destroyer by Subi Reef, one of Beijing’s man-made islands in the South Pacific.

Patriot News Network

Federal judge stops NSA mass-collection program!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 9, 2015 - Federal District Court Judge Richard Leon issued an injunction Monday against the Amerikan Gestapo National Security Agency division, stopping the agency’s bulk collection of telephone metadata.

Patriot News Network

Amerikans over 30 are more miserable than ever!

CHICAGO, Illinois (PNN) - November 9, 2015 - It all goes downhill after 30 - at least when it comes to happiness.

“Adults over 30 are less happy than their predecessors,” concludes a study published online Thursday in the journal Social Psychology and Personality Science, which examined happiness data from more than 50,000 adults, gleaned from the General Social

Patriot News Network

Panic ensues when Navy missile lights up the night sky over the West Coast!

LOS ANGELES, Kalifornia (PNN) - November 7, 2015 - Social media went nuts Saturday night because of reports of a bright light that appeared in the sky over the West Coast. The light appeared to be trailing an object before eventually burning out over the San Francisco Bay Area.

Patriot News Network

Ex-GAO head says FPSA debt is three times more than you think!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 7, 2015 - The former Fascist Police States of Amerika comptroller general says the real FPSA debt is closer to about $65 trillion than it is to the oft-cited figure of $18 trillion.

Patriot News Network

Putin associate found dead in DC hotel!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 6, 2015 - A prominent Russian millionaire with high-level ties to the Kremlin has been found dead inside a Washington hotel, a Russian official and a senior Fascist Police States of Amerika official have said.