Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Election 2016

Trump honored with second-place finish!

Vows he’ll win nomination and “whoever the hell” Dems nominate.

DES MOINES, Iowa (PNN) - February 1, 2016 - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he was “honored” with his second place finish in the Iowa caucuses and vowed that he will win the nomination and beat “whoever the hell” the Democrats nominate in

Election 2016

Iowa official criticizes Cruz campaign over mailer!

HAMLIN, Iowa (PNN) - January 30, 2016 - Iowa’s secretary of state chastised the presidential campaign of Senator Ted Cruz (Tex.) on Saturday for sending a mailer that he said violated “the spirit of the Iowa caucuses” and misrepresented state election law.

Road to Depression

FPSA CEOs unleash Depression fears in earnings calls!

NEW YORK (PNN) - February 2, 2016 - Fascist Police States of Amerika companies are growing more concerned about the prospects of a Depression in the year ahead for the first time since the end of the financial crisis.

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Syrian army and allies break rebel siege of Shi'ite towns!

DAMASCUS, Syria (PNN) - February 3, 2016 - The Syrian army and its allies have broken a three-year rebel siege of two Shi’ite towns in northwest Syria, government and rebel groups said on Wednesday, cutting off a main insurgent route to nearby Turkey.

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Nigerian Islamists burning 86 children alive met with Obama silence!

DALORI VILLAGE, Nigeria (PNN) - February 3, 2016 - While the Fascist Police States of Amerika news media applaud illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama’s plan to visit a mosque in Baltimore, Maryland, on Wednesday to discuss Muslims’ historical contributions to Amerika, Obama and his sycophants failed to even mention how Islamic terrorists in Nigeria torched and burned to deat

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DC bill would pay people not to commit crimes!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - February 2, 2016 - They say crime doesn't pay, but that might not be entirely true in the District of Columbia, as lawmakers look for ways to discourage people from becoming repeat offenders.

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Aetna CEO has serious concerns about ObamaCare!

NEW YORK (PNN) - February 2, 2016 - The head of the third-biggest Fascist Police States of Amerika health insurer said he has “serious concerns” about whether or not ObamaCare’s new markets are sustainable, echoing criticism from other top for-profit insurers.