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Running Mate
(to the tune of “Dancing Queen”)
by Brent-Emory..Johnson

Oh Yeah
Sunny days and changing ways
With America ruling the world
If we vote McCain and his beauty queen on Election Day

Here we go with another race
Who’s gonna run the United States
Catch the latest poll
Listen to the candidates rolling out the same old scene

WASHINGTON - November 5, 2008 - Barack Obama has not even been sworn in yet as the 44th president of the United States, but groups are already springing up online calling for his impeachment.

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - November 5, 2008 - Lines were long and tempers flared Wednesday not to vote but to get paid for canvassing for Barack Obama. Several hundred people are still waiting to get their pay for last minute campaigning. Police were called to the Obama campaign office on North Meridian Street downtown to control the crowd.

PHILADELPHIA, Pennsylvania - November 4, 2008 - Just after 12:00 noon, Fox News reported that two Black Panthers were at one location in Philadelphia, guarding the doorway to a polling station. One carried a nightstick and confronted a citizen who had gone into the polling place. That citizen called police. The citizen reported that police removed the Black Panther with the nightstick, but the other, who lives in the area, remains near the door.”