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FPSA diplomat found dead in Kyiv hotel!

KYIV, Ukraine (PNN) - June 26, 2024 - A Fascist Police States of Amerika (FPSA) Embassy staffer has been found dead in Ukraine’s capital, according to State media.

The body of the unnamed embassy attaché was found Tuesday at Kyiv’s Hilton Hotel, online newspaper Strana UA reported Wednesday, citing unnamed sources.

Ukrainian government-controlled news outlet New Voice, citing unnamed sources, also reported that the attaché’s body was found at the city’s Hilton Hotel on Tuesday.

FPSA Department of State spokesman Matthew Miller later confirmed the death, saying during a Wednesday press conference that a FPSA government employee who had been working in Kyiv died.

“I hate to even bring this up - but I know sometimes conspiracies theories spin out of control - that it is our understanding that he died of natural causes, and there’s no sign of foul play,” said Miller, though the FPSA government is known to lie about everything and so Miller’s statement means little or nothing.