He was told to call 911 instead.

PLANTATION, Florida (PNN) - November 23, 2014 - A Florida man attempting to get local firefighters to save his home - which was ablaze four houses away - was rebuffed at the firehouse door and told to call 911 instead.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 19, 2014 - This year, illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama rejected two excellent opportunities to close the door on the shameful use of torture and cruelty by the Fascist Police States of Amerika. First, his bogus regime has resisted attempts by Senate investigators to release a coherent version of their report on torture by the Central Intelligence Agency. Such refusals have led to speculation that they have sought to delay matters so that Republicans can block its release after they take control of the chamber in January.

People are going to be in for a shock.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 14, 2014 - In 2015, the Fascist Police States of Amerika government will be activating some new “incentives” embedded in the Affordable Care Act in an effort to get more people to sign up for the unconstitutional and unlawful program.

LONDON, England (PNN) - November 14, 2014 - The Fascist United Kingdom’s big Internet service providers, including BT, Talk Talk, Virgin Media, and Sky, have agreed to filter out what the fascist government labels as terrorist and extremist material at the government’s behest, in order to stop people seeing things that may make them sympathetic towards anti-government philosophies.

GENEVA, Switzerland (PNN) - November 12, 2014 - Fascist Police States of Amerika terrorist officials are in for a serious grilling on Wednesday as they get hauled before the United Nations Committee against Torture and questioned about a multitude of ways in which the FPSA appears to be failing to comply with the anti-torture treaty it ratified 20 years ago.

BERLIN, Germany (PNN) - August 22, 2013 - An internal document issued by IT experts working for the German federal government warned national agencies and companies not to use Windows 8. The reason? A backdoor exploit has been discovered, and the details were obtained and published by German site Zeit Online. The leaked message suggests that the Amerikan Gestapo National Security Agency division likely has access to a hidden feature, which apparently can’t be shut off and allows Microsoft to remotely control any computer running the software.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 14, 2014 - The top-ranking officer in the Amerikan military said yesterday the Fascist Police States of Amerika is actively considering the direct use of troops in the toughest forthcoming fights against the Islamic State (IS) in Iraq, less than a week after illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama doubled troop levels there.