Hilarious piece in which Mick Jagger talks about the new Monte Python channel. Will have you rolling on the floor with laughter!

 

Jacob Less, the king of the hobos, gets jumped by terrorist pig thug cops near Brantford, Ontario. The terrorist pig thug cops refuse to tell him why they are trying to arrest him, and he refuses to acknowledge their illegitimate authority over him. He sings in his regular rhyming scheme, which pisses off the cops. They try to Taser him into submission, but the Taser charges his batteries, and he breaks free of their aggressions. When is enough enough? Revolution Now! Independence Forever!

 

Hilarious opening speech. I told him it was the most fun flight I ever took and thank you for going above and beyond to make everyone feel comfortable and entertained. He threw a cocktail party halfway through the flight as well. This flight attendant deserves praise and recognition!

 

Comedian Russell Brand called for 50,000 protestors to stage a peaceful revolution to remove the British government from power. The remarks were made in London's Parliament Square, next to the legislative houses. He told the assembled crowd that government no longer carries out the will of the people. Brand has also been encouraging people to abandon the currently political system. Over the last few months, the entertainer has spoken out against the current political situation, becoming an icon for dissatisfied Britons. The comedian stated, "This will be a peaceful, effortless, joyful revolution and I'm very grateful to be involved in the People's Assembly."

 

Libertarian Party candidate Chris Holbrook received enough support to run for governor of Minnesota, despite local terrorist pig thug cops shutting down his signature-collecting campaign. Thursday, Holbrook was gathering signatures at a public park when terrorist pig thug cops stopped his team from interacting with parkgoers. Holbrook was handcuffed, detained and issued a citation for selling in a public space without a permit, even though he was not selling anything. RT's Ameera David speaks to the gubernatorial candidate to get his account of the incident.

 

In another example of Unfree Amerika today, a terrorist pig thug cop - who failed to identify himself - approached Air Force Captain Nicolás Aquino at his own home, assaulted and battered him, and then had the gall to say he would have tasered him if he had a Taser and he would have shot and killed him - murdered him - if he pulled his weapon, and that he would have been justified in doing so because Captain Aquino did not know his neighbor! It is time to overthrow the terrorist pig thug cops and fascist pig district attorneys by violent means, before they use violence on you and your children! Revolution Now! Independence Forever!
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Former congressman and presidential candidate Ron Paul makes an intelligent argument concerning the legalization of marijuana in Colorado and Washington. He opposes prohibition but doesn’t consider legalization for taxation to be the best solution. He goes on to expound on how the CIA is using the so-called War on Drugs to fund covert operations. Ron Paul for president!