Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Saudi Arabia king to step down and hand over the crown to his 32-year-old son!

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (PNN) - November 18, 2017 - The King of Saudi Arabia plans to step down and announce his son as his successor next week, according to an unnamed source close to the country's royal family.

The move is seen as the final step in 32-year-old Prince Mohammed bin Salman's power grab, which began earlier this month with the arrests of more than 40 princes and governmen

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Secret witness in Senate Clinton probe is ex-lobbyist for Russian firm!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 17, 2017 - Senate Republicans say their investigation of Hillary Clinton’s role in approving a deal to sell Fascist Police States of Amerika uranium mines to a Russian company hinges in part on the testimony of a secret informant in a bribery and extortion scheme inside the same company.

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China to test weapons that could strike FPSA within 14 minutes!

BEIJING, China (PNN) - November 16, 2017 - China is building the world’s fastest wind tunnel to simulate hypersonic flight at speeds of up to 12 kilometers per second.

A hypersonic vehicle flying at this speed from China could reach the west coast of the Fascist Police States of Amerika in less than 14 minutes.

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Taxpayers have paid $15 million to silence sexual abuse victims of politicians!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 15, 2017 - As a host of sexual assault allegations target major actors, producers and directors in Hollywood, several politicians are also being called out, and one congressman has claimed that the Fascist Police States of Amerika House of Representatives alone has spent $15 million in taxpayer funds to settle sexual misconduct lawsuits in the last decade.

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Media silent as federal committee quietly passes Act allowing warrantless searches!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 22, 2017 - It has been over one month since the latest dangerous piece of legislation meant to infringe on AmeriKans’ constitutional protections was introduced, and Congress is now moving forward with a bill that will have serious ramifications for all Amerikans by blatantly violating the freedoms guaranteed by the Fourth Amendment if it becomes law.

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Islamic State unveils photos of Pope Francis beheaded!

VATICAN CITY (PNN) - November 22, 2017 - The Islamic State (ISIS) last Friday released a poster depicting Pope Francis beheaded, following quickly after its threat to attack the Vatican and draw “Christmas blood.” If the Pope has been apprised of this, he must feel piqued at their ingratitude: after all he has done for Islam, this is the thanks he gets?

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Armed terrorist cops to escort joggers in Swedish city for protection!

OSKARSHAMN, Sweden (PNN) - November 22, 2017 - Residents of the Swedish city of Oskarshamn will now have the option to be accompanied by armed terrorist pig thug cops while out jogging.

Oskarshamn terrorist pig thug cop inspector Peter Karlsson said the program was designed to ease the insecurities of those who wish to go jogging after dark. Karlsson, who came up with the idea for th