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The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

FPSA won’t intervene as Syria strikes rebels in southwest!

DARAA, Syria (PNN) - June 24, 2018 - The Fascist Police States of Amerika has informed the rebel Free Syrian Army (FSA) that they do not intend to intervene militarily in southwestern Syria. The Syrian government is expected to launch an offensive against rebels in the area soon.

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NATO chief warns alliance may not survive!

LONDON, England (PNN) - June 22, 2018 - With Fascist Police States of Amerika President Donald Trump's performance at last year’s NATO summit still fresh in the minds of its members, NATO's continued existence has probably never before seemed as tenuous as it does right now. Trump has blasted NATO as obsolete and criticized the alliance in keeping with his America First platform.

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NATO chief warns alliance may not survive!

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Chinese maritime militia launches laser attacks against FPSA military pilots!

EAST CHINA SEA (PNN) - June 22, 2018 - Pilots of Amerikan military aircraft operating over the western Pacific Ocean have been targeted by lasers more than 20 times in recent months, according to Fascist Police States of Amerika officials, following similar incidents in which Chinese nationals used lasers against Amerikan fighter pilots operating over Djibouti.

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Andrew P. Napolitano is top front-runner for Trump’s Supreme Court pick!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 28, 2018 - Andrew P. Napolitano - Amerika’s favorite judge - is a top front-runner for Fascist Police States of Amerika President Donald Trump’s next Supreme Court pick, according to multiple sources.

Napolitano was already told he was on the president’s short list in 2017, but Neil Gorsuch was selected based in part on a computer algorithm t

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Pig thug cop chief calls press conference and then arrests everyone who showed up!

LEON VALLEY, Texas (PNN) - June 27, 2018 - Over the weekend, the chief of terrorist pig thug cops for the Leon Valley terrorist pig thug cop department called a late-afternoon press conference to address terrorist pig thug cop accountability activists live-streaming terrorist pig thug cops. However, as soon as the conference began, chief Joseph Salvaggio began arresting people and then det

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Google and Facebook are fighting Kalifornia privacy rights initiative!

SACRAMENTO, Kalifornia (PNN) - June 27, 2018 - The largest technology and telecommunications firms have only three days to prevent the Kalifornia Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA), a ballot initiative that would usher in the strongest consumer privacy standards in the country, from going before state voters this November.