Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

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Ex-sheriff now being held in jail named after him!

CENTENNIAL, Colorado - December 1, 2011 - A former Colorado lawman with a record so distinguished he was once honored as the nation's sheriff of the year now finds himself in a jail that was named for him, accused of offering methamphetamine in exchange for sex from a male acquaintance.

Patrick Sullivan, 68, handcuffed, dressed in an orange jail uniform and walking with a cane, watch

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Idiot paranoid thug cops shut down post office because of jogger uniform!

SAN JOSE, Kalifornia (PNN) - December 1, 2011 - Word to the wise: Maybe it's not the smartest thing to jog in what looks like a gas mask and body armor, and then jam a package in a post office box.

It could touch off what happened Tuesday at the busy San Jose Post Office on Lundy Avenue: a full-scale thug cop response, complete with the bomb squad and a robot.

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Occupy protesters tasered and arrested at State Capitol building!

OLYMPIA, Washington (PNN) - November 29, 2011 - Thousands of protesters greeted lawmakers beginning a 30-day special session to address the state’s budget woes, with a rowdy group disrupting a hearing Monday and thug cops later using Tasers in a skirmish as a large crowd refused to leave the Capitol building at the end of the day.

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Outlaw captain voids ticket issued to thug cop!

Old boys’ network in good working order in Fascist Republic of Kalifornia.

CONCORD, Kalifornia (PNN) - November 28, 2011 12:15 pm - On October 7 at 8:37a.m., an off-duty Concord Police lieutenant was issued a citation by a Concord Police officer for the lieutenant’s role in a traffic collision on Galindo Street, directly in front of the Concord Police Department.

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Outlaw SWAT team assaults civil rights lawyer in her home!

Fascist pig thug cops burst in without warrant and threaten to murder homeowner.

BALTIMORE, Maryland (PNN) - November 28, 2011 - Last Monday, attorney Barbara Arnwine was rudely awakened by the sounds of a police raid on her home. Arnwine is not really the type you'd expect SWAT teams to be targeting. She's the Executive Director for the Lawyers’ Committee on Civil

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Tyrant State kidnaps child from parents for being too fat!

CLEVELAND, Ohio (PNN) - November 28, 2011 - It’s almost like a scene from a dystopian novella: fascist thug officials in Ohio last week determined that an overweight 8-year-old boy was simply too fat, so they kidnapped him from his parents.

Officials told the Cleveland Heights family that they were not controlling his weight well enough. The boy was reportedly over 200 pounds, well

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ATF bans household scouring pads as weapons!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 27, 2011 - "Put down the Chore Boy and back away from the weaponry!"

It's an order that actually could be heard, given that a letter has surfaced from the federal government warning against consumers stockpiling Chore Boy household scrubbers because they can be considered a component of a gun silencer and, therefore, regulated by federal gun laws.