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The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Russia changes law to allow for self defense!

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - November 25, 2014 - In 2010, it was reported that the Russian Parliament was considering loosening the Russian law on self defense, to allow Russians who legally own firearms to carry them for the purposes of self defense. The Russian Justice Minister, Alexander Konovalov, was firmly against the possibility.

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Hacked documents reveal undisclosed FPSA lethal aid for Ukraine army!

KIEV, Ukraine (PNN) - November 25, 2014 - It has been half a year since it was first revealed that the Fascist Police States of Amerika has been sending non-lethal aid to the Ukraine. It was in early June when illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama announced he had approved $5 million in body armor, night vision goggles, and additional communications equipment for the Ukrainian military.<

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Florida man turned away at firehouse trying to report blaze!

He was told to call 911 instead.

PLANTATION, Florida (PNN) - November 23, 2014 - A Florida man attempting to get local firefighters to save his home - which was ablaze four houses away - was rebuffed at the firehouse door and told to call 911 instead.

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Fascist Obama refuses to close door on torture!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 19, 2014 - This year, illegitimate dictator President Barack Obama rejected two excellent opportunities to close the door on the shameful use of torture and cruelty by the Fascist Police States of Amerika. First, his bogus regime has resisted attempts by Senate investigators to release a coherent version of their report on torture by the Central Intelligence Agency.

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Your children will be fined if you fail to sign up for Obamacare!

People are going to be in for a shock.

WASHINGTON (PNN) - November 14, 2014 - In 2015, the Fascist Police States of Amerika government will be activating some new “incentives” embedded in the Affordable Care Act in an effort to get more people to sign up for the unconstitutional and unlawful program.

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FUK to stop its citizens from seeing extremist material online!

LONDON, England (PNN) - November 14, 2014 - The Fascist United Kingdom’s big Internet service providers, including BT, Talk Talk, Virgin Media, and Sky, have agreed to filter out what the fascist government labels as terrorist and extremist material at the government’s behest, in order to stop people seeing things that may make them sympathetic towards anti-government philosophies.

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Innocent man tortured by the FPSA asks UN where is the accountability?

GENEVA, Switzerland (PNN) - November 12, 2014 - Fascist Police States of Amerika terrorist officials are in for a serious grilling on Wednesday as they get hauled before the United Nations Committee against Torture and questioned about a multitude of ways in which the FPSA appears to be failing to comply with the anti-torture treaty it ratified 20 years ago.