Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Top secret Russian sub photographed!

MOSCOW, Russia - January 12, 2015 - Browsing through military Internet forums, many were surprised to see in the Russian edition of Top Gear automobile magazine a snapshot of a super-secret Russian deep-diving sub.

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New York City cops told to watch people closely!

Ordered to look for their hands.

NEW YORK (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - New York City terrorist pig thug cops are on high alert following the recent attacks in Paris, and a leaked memo indicates that terrorist pig thug cops have been told to stay in their patrol cars when possible and watch passersby closely for signs of aggression.

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Justices appear to favor Arizona church over sign law!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - The Supreme Court appears likely to side with a small church in its fight with the town of Gilbert over limits on roadside signs directing people to Sunday services.

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FPSA military command Twitter account hacked!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - Fascist Police States of Amerika Central Command said it is viewing Monday’s hack on the military agency’s Twitter and YouTube pages “purely as a case of cybervandalism”.

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Erdogan blasts Netanyahu for daring to attend Paris rally!

ANKARA, Turkey (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan on Monday blasted Israeli Premier Benjamin Netanyahu for "daring" to attend an anti-terror solidarity march in Paris, accusing him of leading "state terrorism" against the Palestinians.

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Charlie Hebdo staff fail to stifle laughter as pigeon craps on French president!

PARIS, France (PNN) - January 12, 2015 - Amid the tears, sorrow and defiance of the unity march in Paris on Sunday, there was nonetheless at least one moment that managed to raise a smile.

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50 civilians believed killed in illegal FPSA airstrike in Syria!

DAMASCUS, Syria (PNN) - January 11, 2015 - Reports coming out of Syria suggest that a recent Fascist Police States of Amerika unlawful airstrike against the town of al-Bab, an ISIS-held town near the Turkish border, killed a large number of innocent civilians, with estimates floating around 50.