Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

War on Freedom

Fascist feds to fine schools for not following Michelle Obama lunch rules!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 28, 2016 - The fascist federal government is taking steps to fine schools that do not comply with first lady Michelle (i.e. Michael) Obama’s school lunch rules.

The Amerikan Gestapo Department of Agriculture division’s Food and Nutrition Service issued a proposed rule Monday to codify parts of the Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act, which was champione

War on Freedom

Presidents are selected not elected!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 26, 2016 - The fix is apparently in for the 2016 Democrat presidential primaries, after massive voter suppression was reported in the Arizona Democrat primary.

Election 2016

Major sex scandal rocks Cruz campaign!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - March 25, 2016 - The Ted Cruz campaign is reeling today after a report surfaced claiming he may have had at least five extramarital affairs - including with a worker on a rival campaign.

The story, if it proves true, could be the kiss of death for Cruz’s political ambitions.

Election 2016

Hillary facing investigation over voter suppression!

PHOENIX, Arizona (PNN) - March 25, 2016 - Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been accused of pulling off an “election fraud masterpiece” in Arizona during Tuesday’s presidential primary voting, with one reporter saying that Clinton “found an ingenious way to guarantee victory in Arizona.”

Many Arizona residents waited hours to vote, some Sande

Election 2016

Trump and Cruz battle gets personal over their wives!

NEW YORK (PNN) - March 23, 2016 - In a Republican primary race already full of insults and mud-slinging, the battle between frontrunner Donald Trump and Senator Ted Cruz (Tex.) got even uglier Wednesday - as the candidates clashed over attacks on each other's wives, and then went Hollywood.

Election 2016

First hand insider report on Utah Caucus manipulation and ballot stuffing!

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (PNN) - March 23, 2016 - Just got back from my caucus... My head is still spinning.

Check in was slow but reasonably controlled. Super-long lines. I've never seen turnout like this.

Got my credentials, but no presidential ballot. They said those would be delivered to our caucus room.

Got to my caucus room. I counted about 120 people there (n

Election 2016

Sanders San Diego rally draws tens of thousands!

SAN DIEGO, Kalifornia (PNN) - March 22, 2016 - Democrat presidential candidate Bernie Sanders held a campaign rally in San Diego, Kalifornia on Tuesday.

An estimated 30,000 people showed up to the San Diego Convention Center for the event, as the line to get into the rally backed up for miles and wrapped all the way around the bay.