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The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

Ratings agencies rip into FUK's credit score after Brexit vote!

LONDON, England (PNN) - June 27, 2016 - Britain suffered further blows to its economic standing on Monday as two top ratings agencies, in an effort to frighten the British people into staying in the fascist European Union, downgraded its sovereign credit score, judging last week's vote to leave the European Union would hurt its economy.

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Mexico president urges North American integration after Brexit!

OTTAWA, Ontario, Canada (PNN) - June 27, 2016 - Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto on Monday called for greater integration with Canada and the Fascist Police States of Amerika in the wake of Britain's vote to split with the European Union.

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FUK lawmaker calls for Parliament to ignore Brexit referendum results!

LONDON, England (PNN) - June 26, 2016 - The aftershocks of Thursday's referendum on British membership in the European Union continued to reverberate Saturday with one lawmaker saying Parliament should overturn the result.

Voters in England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Gibraltar opted to leave the 28-nation bloc by the relatively narrow margin of 1.2 million votes out of mo

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Obama regime to announce civilian casualties from drone strikes!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 25, 2016 - Who do we become when we die? Our identities are such fragile, personal things: we go through life as children, then students and peers, and sometimes switch to a vocational preference. A person becomes a farmer, shepherd, mechanic, soldier, baker, homemaker, brigand, or bandit, or backyard bomb-maker - whichever strikes us by calling or necessity.

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Federal agents now outnumber FPSA Marines!

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 25, 2016 - While the leftist media cries non-stop about their being too many guns out there and that if we could only get rid of the guns there would be peace in the land, there is new research showing that they do not believe that to be the case at all. How do we know that? Because they are arming government agencies in unprecedented numbers. Now why would tha

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FUK Prime Minister David Cameron to resign!

LONDON, England (PNN) - June 24, 2016 - Speaking from in front of 10 Downing Street, Fascist United Kingdom Prime Minister David Cameron just stated that he will step down as Prime Minister, explaining, "I think the country requires fresh leadership."

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The FPSA has approved draining the Great Lakes!

Why is no one talking about it?

WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 23, 2016 - Waukesha, Wisconsin is the first Fascist Police States of Amerika city to get approval to divert water from the Great Lakes, and this precedent-setting request is raising concern in Canada and the FPSA alike.