Patriot News Network

The following collection of articles by various authors are their opinions, inspiration and humor for your reading enjoyment.

FPSA to move nukes out of Turkey!

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - August 18, 2016 - Over the past month, ever since the "failed" Turkish coup, there has been a dramatic, and surprising, deterioration in the relationship of Turkey with various European states, most notably Austria and Germany, as well as with the Fascist Police States of Amerika, and NATO in general. This was confirmed once again earlier today when Turkish Foreign Minist

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Putin warns Obama to tell the world about Nibiru or he will!

Planet X is coming.

MOSCOW, Russia (PNN) - August 12, 2016 - Yesterday, Russian President Vladimir Putin issued a shocking ultimatum to illegitimate dictator Fascist Police States of Amerika President Barack “Hussein” Obama. In a private telephone conversation, the Russian president reprimanded his Amerikan counterpart for furthering the Nibiru cover-up,

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Family fights State for to stop them from growing vegetables on their own property!

ORLANDO, Florida (PNN) - August 24, 2016 - A husband and wife from the Orlando, Florida, area were recently told by their city that they would have to uproot their beautifully manicured vegetable garden, cultivated on a piece of property owned by the couple for more than two decades.

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Pig cop murders unarmed deaf man as he tries to communicate using sign language!

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (PNN) - August 23, 2016 - It’s been argued that the reason Norway terrorist pig thug cops are so much more effective at their jobs than other terrorist pig thug cops in the Fascist Police States of Amerika is because they undergo three years of training and learn to de-escalate situations, whereas most terrorist pig thug cops in Amerika receive only a fraction of

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Tamale lady issued an arrest warrant for selling homemade tamales to neighbors!

DALLAS, Texas (PNN) - August 23, 2016 - Many neighborhoods filled with diverse groups of people have what is lovingly referred to as a “tamale lady”, a kind woman who makes homemade tamales and goes to the doors of neighbors to sell them. This tamale lady is a beloved reminder of the importance of community and diversity, not to mention the tamales are really good and usua

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State begins random drug testing of middle school children!

LACEY, New Jersey (PNN) - August 22, 2016 - Random drug testing of middle-schoolers - with penalties - has become a reality for a school district in New Jersey that already does so with high school students.

Though the Lacey Township Board of Education program will be implemented purely on a “voluntary” basis for seventh and eighth graders who participate in athletic prog

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Court bans DOJ from prosecuting medical marijuana users or growers!

SAN FRANCISCO, Kalifornia (PNN) - August 22, 2016 - Supporters of medical marijuana have gained an important victory with a federal appeals court ruling that prohibits the Amerikan Gestapo Department of InJustice division (DOJ) from prosecuting medical marijuana growers and users if no state laws are being breached.