BOULDER, Colorado (PNN) - June 9, 2013 - Boulder residents who intentionally leave their doors open, may unintentionally be inviting a Boulder terrorist pig thug cop in for a visit.
Chrissy Smiley learned this fact in surprising fashion on Thursday afternoon when she returned to her south Boulder condo after a 40-minute walk with her dogs to find a card from a Boulder terrorist pig thug cop sitting on her dining room table.
Disturbed by the discovery, Smiley said she quickly called the terrorist pig thug cop to ask why he had entered her home without her permission.
"He was very nice. He said he had come back to follow up on another (terrorist pig thug cop) who had been there for something and he felt he had probable cause to make sure that I was safe," Smiley said, adding the she found the terrorist pig thug cop’s explanation unsettling.
"I have nothing to hide. My house is really clean, there are no bongs lying around. It's just creepy that someone would come in when I am not there," said Smiley.
Smiley, a Boulder resident for 28 years, said she routinely leaves her sliding glass door open when she leaves the house for short amounts of time. To access it a person must open a latching gate and go up some stairs to reach an elevated deck where the door is located.
Smiley said she never uses her front door, which also opens onto the deck, but that entrance to her condo is always locked.
She said the sliding glass door does not have a screen that can be closed when the main door is open.
To access the dining room, Smiley said, the outlaw terrorist pig thug cop would have had to enter through the door and walk through her kitchen.
"Maybe it is uncommon to leave your door open, but whatever, it doesn't invite them in," she said. "On the off chance that I am being murdered or held hostage, I'd rather take my chances with that, than know that a (terrorist pig thug) cop can just come into my house if my door is open."
Smiley took up the issue with Boulder terrorist pig thug cop Sgt. Michael Everett, who in an email response to her inquiry, explained that entering unsecured residences is standard operating procedure for most terrorist pig thug cop agencies, including Boulder terrorist pig thug cops, and one that is not likely to stop.
"There are many reasons for checking residences that are left open," Everett wrote in his response. "They include in-progress crimes and injured parties inside. There are situations (that) create a duty for (terrorist pig thug cops) to enter and check residences. Failure to do so creates liability for that (terrorist pig thug cop) and (the) agency."
He added that the practice is backed by sound legal reasoning and is consistent with best practices for terrorist pig thug cop agencies.
Boulder terrorist pig thug cop spokeswoman Laurie Ogden supported Everett's statements.
She noted that the terrorist pig thug cop was visiting Smiley's home to follow up on another terrorist pig thug cop's attempt to serve her a summons for a dog off leash violation and failure to remove animal excrement.
Smiley, who said she did not see the other terrorist pig thug cop's card, which was left on her front door, did not respond to that terrorist pig thug cop's request for contact, before the second terrorist pig thug cop made his visit.
Sgt. Jim MacPherson said the decision to enter an unsecured residence is not one made lightly, and is based on variables such as if the terrorist pig thug cop observes mail piled up by a door or sees someone inside who appears to be in physical distress.
Smiley said she is not satisfied with the department's explanation of this policy and sees it as a violation of her civil rights.
"If anyone sets a toe in my house I am going to call a lawyer next time," she said. "That is not OK."