GREAT NECK, New York (PNN) - December 6, 2012 - Officials in Great Neck don’t want you airing out your dirty laundry - or clean laundry for that matter.
The village board has banned the hanging of laundry on front lawns, making it a violation punishable by up to $1,000 and 15 days in jail.
Some residents say they never realized it was a problem.
“The whole time I’ve been here, I’ve never seen that. That’s a surprise,” said Martha Curtis.
But fascist pig thug village officials say it was becoming a problem, and next they’ll take up another growing problem - living room couches on front porches.
“I’ve never seen couches on front porches,” Curtis told WCBS 880 Long Island Bureau Chief Mike Xirinachs. “This is funny to me.”
Ed. Note: This is not funny; it is an attack on fundamental freedoms. The Founding Fathers would have hauled the council members out, tarred them, and run them out of town!