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Village Board bans front yard clotheslines!

GREAT NECK, New York (PNN) - December 6, 2012 - Officials in Great Neck don’t want you airing out your dirty laundry - or clean laundry for that matter.

The village board has banned the hanging of laundry on front lawns, making it a violation punishable by up to $1,000 and 15 days in jail.

Some residents say they never realized it was a problem.

“The whole time I’ve been here, I’ve never seen that. That’s a surprise,” said Martha Curtis.

But fascist pig thug village officials say it was becoming a problem, and next they’ll take up another growing problem - living room couches on front porches.

“I’ve never seen couches on front porches,” Curtis told WCBS 880 Long Island Bureau Chief Mike Xirinachs. “This is funny to me.”

Ed. Note: This is not funny; it is an attack on fundamental freedoms. The Founding Fathers would have hauled the council members out, tarred them, and run them out of town!