Acclaimed Arctic peace activist Kris Kringle, better known to the world as Santa Claus, was arrested early this afternoon in Austin, Texas, at the State Capitol. Claus was arrested while chalking Christmas wishes for the world, offered by children and other holiday merry makers. Fascist pig thug cops wrestled Santa to the ground before handcuffing him for chalk writing such threatening words as, “Peace,” “Friendship,” “Grace,” and “Community.” When is enough, enough? It is time to overthrow the fascist pigs that have occupied our once free country for so long. Revolution Now! Independence Forever!