NEW YORK (PNN) - February 8, 2013 - Take a jar of fancy peanut butter, add a dumb joke about explosives at airport security, and you’ve got the makings of a nutty federal lawsuit.
A former New Yorker is suing a TSA worker at LaGuardia Airport and a Port Authority cop for $5 million after they busted him for trying to bring a jar of Crazy Richard’s peanut butter on the plane.
Frank Hannibal claims in a complaint filed in Brooklyn Federal Court that he wound up in the sticky situation when the screener noticed the layer of oil atop his gourmet peanut butter - and ordered him out of the line.
“They’re looking to confiscate my explosives,” Hannibal sarcastically told his wife and twin 6-year-old daughters.
The TSA worker, identified in the papers as Edwin Sanchez, overheard Hannibal, apparently didn’t get the joke - and called pig thug cops to the scene.
Minutes later, terrorist pig thug cop Spencer Newman slapped handcuffs on Hannibal and charged him with falsely reporting an incident, a felony.
Hannibal said he spent the next 25 hours in a lockup.
Adding insult to injury, Hannibal - an admitted peanut butter snob who said the 16-ounce jar that retails for about $6.99 - said the prison chow consisted of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Hannibal, who lived in Harlem at the time and now lives in Arizona, said he was eventually allowed to leave and the Queens district attorney declined to prosecute him.
But he still hasn’t gotten over the incident.
“It sounds laughable now but at the time to be led out of there like a terrorist was unbelievable,” Hannibal said. “My whole life was up in the air. It was a nightmare. My children were overwhelmed. It was crazy.”
Conditions in the lockup were, in Hannibal’s words, deplorable. He said he was threatened at one point by another prisoner over the use of a pay phone.
Hannibal said the peanut butter that landed him in a jam was confiscated by the terrorist cops, but he was able to retrieve it after his release from jail.
The TSA prohibits passengers from carrying on liquids in containers larger than three ounces to prevent the possibility of a liquid explosive being brought aboard a jetliner.
His lawyer, Alan D. Levine of Queens, said all this could have been avoided if airport authorities exercised some common sense.
“It’s a sorry state of affairs in this country when sarcasm is considered a felony,” said Levine.
A Port Authority spokesman said they have no comment because the agency had not yet been served with the court papers.