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Texas legislator proposes criminal penalties for overly touchy TSA agents!

AUSTIN, Texas - March 7, 2011 - From Republican majorities to corporate outrages, everything's bigger in Texas. That even holds true when it comes to giving "the man" the finger, which is precisely what one conservative state representative has set about doing with a new proposal that would make airport security a much trickier business in the Lone Star State.

Reacting to public outcry over the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) and its recently updated airport screening requirements, Texas state Rep. David Simpson (R) introduced a bill that would aim criminal penalties at agents who get a little too touchy with passengers.

Though unlikely to pass - even with the GOP supermajority in the Texas legislature - the bill quickly became a cause célèbre to civil libertarians, who adamantly oppose the TSA's screening procedures implemented last year.

Rep. Simpson's bill would amend a statute pertaining to "the offensive touching of persons", extending it to security personnel who conduct a search "without probable cause."

That's actually the exact wording used in the Constitution in the section outlining prohibitions on unreasonable search and seizure. The legal standard for a lawful search is probable cause: a requirement that law enforcement must meet before most judges will issue search warrants.

The bill specifies that "offensive" touching that takes place as "part of a search performed to grant access to a publicly accessible building or form of transportation" would be reclassified to a state jail felony.

It defines an offender as someone who "intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly: (A) Searches another person without probable cause to believe the person committed an offense; and (B) Touches the anus, sexual organ, or breasts of the other person, including touching through clothing, or touches the other person in a manner that would be offensive to a reasonable person."

Texas is not alone: lawmakers in several other states, like New Hampshire, New Jersey and Hawaii, were also considering similar legislation to restrict the TSA in other ways, like prohibiting the use of x-ray machines that capture images of passengers by looking underneath their clothes, or restricting the ways agents can touch passengers.

To some, this isn't a matter of simply not having one's "junk" touched in public, as one man famously said while objecting to a search.

"This is nullification at its finest: protecting individual rights on a state or local level when the federal government refuses to abide by [the law], which is pretty unambiguous," said Michael Boldin, executive director of the Tenth Amendment Center. "There (are) no exceptions [in the Constitution] for probable cause if someone's at an airport or a bus stop or anywhere; no exceptions at all.

"We hope that this is going to catch on," he added. "I can't stand flying now. It's like they treat you like a dog and they don't care about your rights, and we're supposed to say this is acceptable?"