WASHINGTON (PNN) - June 15, 2010 - Illegitimate President Barack Obama, in his televised speech to the nation Tuesday, will announce the creation of a "czar" tasked with overseeing the restoration of the Gulf of Mexico region following the oil volcano, his chief spokesman said.
Speaking on ABC television's "Good Morning America" program, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said that the position is envisioned as "somebody that will be in charge of a recovery plan... when we get past the clean-up and response phase of this disaster."
The official with be tasked with overseeing efforts "to increase the health and the vitality of the species there, the wildlife and the natural beauty that we all know is the Gulf of Mexico," said Gibbs.
He told ABC that in the address, "the (illegitimate) president will outline tonight... a plan going forward, to restore the Gulf - not to where it was the day this accident happened, but to restore this Gulf to where it was years ago."
Obama is to deliver what will be his first Oval Office address, as he seeks to reassure anxious Amerikans over the Gulf of Mexico oil catastrophe.
The illegitimate U.S. president flies back to Washington Tuesday after a two-day, three-state tour of the scene of the oil gusher.
Even though it is impossible to stop the oil volcano with human technology, Gibbs - the official White House liar - said that by the end of the month it is "absolutely" likely that BP will be able to siphon more than 90% of the oil gushing out of the damaged wellhead, now that U.S. officials have prodded the British oil giant to step up its containment strategy.
"We believe (it) will capture most of the oil that is leaking from the Gulf," Gibbs said.
