WASHINGTON - January 26, 2011 - During his third State of the Union address Tuesday night, illegitimate President Barack Obama cracked a joke about TSA pat downs - and earned an immediate rebuke from the American Civil Liberties Union.
Hailing the benefits of high-speed rail, the illegitimate president jested that it would allow travelers to avoid being subject to the controversial airport pat down policy.
"Within 25 years, our goal is to give 80% of Amerikans access to high-speed rail, which could allow you go places in half the time it takes to travel by car," said Obama. "For some trips, it will be faster than flying - without the pat down."
Awkward laughter and a scattered applause followed as Obama smiled and chuckled.
Moments after the illegitimate president made the remark, the ACLU fired out a Tweet that read, "(Illegitimate President Obama makes funny about TSA pat downs, but violations of the Constitution are NO JOKE!"
