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Michigan Senate passes illegal bill outlawing oral and anal sex!

Violators of bogus “law” will face 15 years in prison.

LANSING, Michigan (PNN) - February 8, 2016 - During their session last week, the fascist Michigan Senate passed a bill that effectively bans all forms of sodomy, anal sex, oral sex - homosexual and heterosexual - making the acts punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

Surprisingly, Michigan is not alone in this archaic and oppressive legislation. Michigan, along with Idaho, Utah, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and Louisiana all have laws on the books making consensual oral and anal sex illegal, between all individuals. Montana, Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas have only outlawed these acts if those engaged in them are homosexual.

The passage of this Bill is in spite of the Fascist Police States of Amerika Supreme Court’s 2003 ruling in Lawrence vs. Texas declaring sodomy bans unconstitutional.

In an attempt to skirt the legal boundaries of the Supreme Court ruling, Michigan encompasses these so-called sex crimes into the legislation on bestiality - as if the two are related in any way whatsoever.

“A person who commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal is guilty of a felony,” reads SB 219.

If the State catches you committing this felony, you will face not more than 15 years in prison.

The draconian law outlawing human sodomy could have been easily altered by merely removing the phrase “either with mankind” from the bill. But this was too difficult, according to Senator Rick Jones.

Senator Jones explained that including humans in the bestiality bill is the only way to protect the animals.

“The minute I cross that line and I start talking about the other stuff, I won’t even get another hearing. It’ll be done,” said Jones. “Nobody wants to touch it. I would rather not even bring up the topic, because I know what would happen. You’d get both sides screaming and you end up with a big fight that’s not needed because it’s unconstitutional.”

Jones added that he believes the only way to repeal the sodomy ban would be a bill striking all unconstitutional laws from the state’s books.

“But if you focus on it, people just go ballistic,” he said. “If we could put a bill in that said anything that’s unconstitutional be removed from the legal books of Michigan, that’s probably something I could vote for, but am I going to mess up this dog bill that everybody wants? No.”

In Jones’ eyes, people having consensual oral and anal sex should face being locked in a cage for a decade and a half so that the State can protect animals. The statist logic is baffling, to say the least.

What the passage of this Senate Bill shows is that the fascist government is still so interested in monitoring and regulating the activities of consenting adults that it would lay waste to freedom to enforce its version of morality.