GRAND JUNCTION, Colorado (PNN) - November 27, 2014 - A man is facing a felony menacing charge because two Colorado terrorist pig thug deputies say they thought a banana he pointed at them was a gun.
Nathan Rolf Channing, 27, was arrested Sunday.
According to an arrest affidavit, Mesa County terrorist pig thug deputies Joshua Bunch and Donald Love said Channing pointed the fruit at them while crossing a street.
The terrorist pig thug deputies said they feared for their lives even though they saw that the object was yellow. Bunch wrote in the affidavit that he has seen handguns in many shapes and colors.
He wrote that Love was drawing his service weapon when Channing, of Fruitvale, Colorado, yelled, "It's a banana!"
Yes, the man accused of pointing a banana at terrorist pig thug deputies is from Fruitvale.
And yes, one of the terrorist pig thug deputies he pointed the banana at is named Bunch.
No, we didn't make this up.
The terrorist pig thug deputies say Channing told them he was doing a trial run for a planned YouTube video and he thought it would lighten the holiday spirit.