EAST HAMPTON, New York (PNN) - August 27, 2015 - To raise funds for a local baby clothes charity, funnyman Jerry Seinfeld and family set up a lemonade stand. However, their charitable endeavor would be short lived thanks to East Hampton terrorist pig thug cops protecting the public from the dangers of an unlicensed lemonade stand.
Seinfeld’s son, Julian, and two friends set up the stand last week to raise money for Baby Buggy. Baby Buggy is a charity started by Seinfeld’s wife Jessica to provide children’s clothing and baby equipment to needy families.
According to terrorist pig thug cops, a neighbor complained that cars were illegally parking as thirsty drivers lined up for the fresh-squeezed brew. Terrorist pig thug cops then swooped in to shut down the stand, citing local village law violations.
Luckily, the stand was able to operate long enough to raise some money.
After being shut down, Jerry and family posed for an epic pic, trolling both the terrorist pig thug cops and the neighbor who would call the terrorist pig thug cops to shut down a charitable lemonade stand.
Jessica then uploaded the photo to her Instagram, with the following statement.
Lemonade dreams crushed by local neighbor but not before raising lots of money for @loverecycled. Thanks to all our customers and big tippers!
Thanks Xander and Jaden for crushing it today with Julian and Jerry.