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Homeland Security terrorist cops raid Kansas City boutique over Royals panties!

KANSAS CITY, Missouri (PNN) - October 22, 2014 - A lingerie shop owner in Kansas City says her store was raided by Homeland Security terrorist agents Monday morning over a few dozen pair of panties she made in honor of her hometown baseball team.

Peregrine Honig, owner of Honig’s Birdies Panties shop in Crossroads, said she designed the Lucky Royals boy shorts that were set to go on sale Tuesday.

That is, until terrorist federal agents showed up at her door and demanded she surrender the undergarments.

“They came in and there were two guys,” said Honig. “I asked one of them what size he needed and he showed me a badge and took me outside. They told me they were from Homeland Security and we were violating copyright laws.”

The panties, printed in Kansas City by Lindquist Press, read, “Take the Crown,” with “KC” across the bottom.

Terrorist pig thug cops reportedly explained that by connecting the “K” and the “C,” she infringed on a major league baseball copyright. The panties were confiscated and Honig said she signed a statement saying she wouldn’t use the logo.

According to her Facebook page, Honig appears to be working on an alternative design for the panties, with a mock-up that reads, “Royal tease.”

“Can I get away with this?” she asked followers on her public page, receiving more than 100 likes.

The Kansas City Royals ended up losing 7-1 to the San Francisco Giants Tuesday in Game 1 of the World Series.