Heavily armed cops to patrol city and stop residents at random!

PARAGOULD, Arkansas (PNN) - December 17, 2012 - A city in Arkansas is dealing with an increase in crime. So it’s decided to unlawfully grant scary new powers to its pig thug cops.

Paragould, Arkansas is set to create a new pig thug cop unit to deal with the increase in crime. The new unit will patrol on foot and are being told that they may “randomly ask residents for identification,” which is against constitutional law and therefore an act of usurpation and a criminal government.

Pig thug cops will be clad in protective gear and carry AR-15 rifles. Pargould’s terrorist pig thug cop chief said that “if (pig thug cops) see people on the street, they'll ask why they are out and ask to see identification.” The AR-15 is a powerful, semi-automatic rifle.

"We're going to do it to everybody,” said the fascist pig thug cop chief, Todd Stovall, whose policies resemble those of Hitler’s Nazi Germany.

The fascist mayor of the city, Mike Gaskill - a fan of Hitler - backs the plan.