Moronic mindless fascist bureaucrats achieve new heights of idiocy.
SAINT LOUIS, Missouri (PNN) - December 9, 2013 - Amerikan Gestapo Transportation Security Administration division agents in St. Louis, Missouri, disarmed Rooster Monkburn, a cowboy sock monkey, of his two-inch toy gun after a woman brought the stuffed monkey through security. Mindless idiot agents said that it posed a threat because it could be confused for a real gun.
“[The agent] said ‘this is a gun,’” said Phyllis May, recounting the experience to fly back to her home in Washington state. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”
May, who has a small business selling sock monkeys, was also questioned for bringing the sewing supplies she uses to make the stuffed animals in her carry-on bag. Fascist TSA agents told her they would have to confiscate the miniature firearm and call the terrorist pig thug cops, although the TSA never did call the authorities. May’s sewing supplies were ultimately returned to her.
“Rooster Monkburn had been disarmed so I’m sure everyone on the plane was safe,” May quipped. “I understand [the TSA agent] was doing her job but at some point doesn’t common sense prevail?”
May had named the disarmed monkey Rooster Monkburn after Rooster Cogburn, John Wayne’s character in the film True Grit.